so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Elemental Crystals Collected: 38
Cozy Campfires Lit: 22 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Falling into the Void: 1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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