so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join rn!

we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.

oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.

plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 9 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 8 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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