join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
Divine Spears Created: 23 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Buildings Constructed: 32 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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