join our epic minecraft server where the pigs ride on chickens and the creepers wear top hats. if you ever feel too small to make a difference, drive over a nail. why join? because our diamonds are actually made of cheese and our zombies breakdance instead of attack. plus, our villagers are all secretly werewolves so you never know who you can trust. come join the madness and see if you can survive in this crazy world where the only rule is to have fun!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 304 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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