Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight and be replaced with a giant banana wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what goes through the mind of biological women who are into trannies? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to explore this mind-boggling question through interpretive dance battles and philosophical debates in our virtual town square.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written: 18 Farms Harvested: 353
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 8
Epic Shields Constructed: 34 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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