Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable decisions? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building a giant statue of a llama riding a chicken, only to have it mysteriously disappear overnight and be replaced with a giant banana wearing a top hat. Trust us, it’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered what goes through the mind of biological women who are into trannies? Well, on our server, you’ll have the chance to explore this mind-boggling question through interpretive dance battles and philosophical debates in our virtual town square.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of the universe while riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
New Chunks Explored: 878798 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Love Letters Sent: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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