so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 47
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0
Dragon Eggs Found: 1230 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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