so like, imagine if Xi Jinping and Mao Zedong were like, the new Jesus and Mary in Chinese churches, like, what the heck, right? well, that’s the kind of crazy stuff you can expect on our Minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing ballet, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. join us if you wanna experience the most wacky and wild adventures in the Minecraft universe. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Dimension Hops: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 46 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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