PleasureCraft SMP

comfort, Contentment, everyday moments, feel better, Gratitude, Happiness, happiness boost, joy, Life, little things, mental health, mindfulness, Peace, PleasureCraft, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, Serenity, simple pleasure, small things, smp, stress relief

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil chickens armed with diamond swords! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build your dream castle out of rainbow-colored blocks and have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Shut Up Teacher Minecraft Server

AUTHORITY, Behavior, child support, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consequences, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, education, investigation, Late, Minecraft, overreacting, Parent, Police, Problem, School, Server, shut, shut up, STUDENT, Teacher

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your school life? Look no further than our server! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will make you forget all about your teacher’s questionable comments. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so awesome, even the police are investigating it for being too lit. So come on, join us and let’s show those cops what real trouble looks like!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

Balmung, cerberus, Chaos, Costume Party Mixer, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Dynamis, FANTASY, FINAL, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, general, Goblet, Goblin, Gold Saucer, Golem, Il Mheg, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, Lydha Lran, Mahjong Lounge, Marilith, materia, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mist, Plum Spring, Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party, primal, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Shirogane, smp, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Twin Peaks, Ultros, XIV, xivg, Yanxia, zombie movies, zurvan

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and find yourself in a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds grow on trees (yes, trees!), and the creepers do the Macarena instead of exploding (trust us, it’s a sight to see).

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are out of this world. From zombie movie marathons to Mahjong tournaments, we’ve got something for everyone. And don’t even get us started on our costume parties – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha slide.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret underground disco party. The possibilities are endless (and slightly ridiculous, but that’s half the fun)!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Emeralds Found:	8045	Magic Items Found:	5259
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

Brighten your day, cheerful moments, everyday life, Feel-Good, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, little things, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, spreading happiness, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2817
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

Beirut, Conflict, extremist organization, Hashem Safieddine, HashemCraft, hezbollah, IAF strike, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, Nasrallah, political assassination, regional tensions, Report, RETALIATION, security threat, strike, Successor, targeted killing, Terrorism, War on Terror

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Towns Built:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Crafty Mispronounced Server

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? do you want to join a server that will blow your mind and make you laugh until you pee your pants? well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server out there!

join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our server and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft adventure of your life! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Bachis, Based, Demons, Epic, FANTASY, folklore, Fun, Japanese culture, kagura, Kagurabachi, Legendary, Manga, Minecraft, Powerful, Samurai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, sword fighting, Traditional, warrior, yokai

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Emeralds Found:	4939

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chrome SMP: > Gets An Influx Of Users Minecraft SMP

browser, bugs, Challenges, Chrome, coding, Development, enshittification, extensions, Feedback, glitches, IMPROVEMENTS, influx, influx of users, Issues, manifest v3, Minecraft, process, programming, smp, software, Technology, Troubleshooting, Updates, user experience, Users

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your pixelated life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	794	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	499	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Star Shards Collected:	191
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Runes Activated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

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so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	1000	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

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The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Towns Built:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.