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Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 4991 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Mines Excavated: | 1621 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
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