Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “キタ━━━━━━(゚∀゚)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Dragon Scales Harvested: 147 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 16 Cursed Lands Purified: 4
Void Gems Collected: 26 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Infinity Stones Found: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

    Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

    Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Void Armor Forged: 17
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

    Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

    Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 26 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 23 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MoonPortalMadness

    MoonPortalMadness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

    So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Towns Built: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Epic Battles Fought: 5 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob SMP

    Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

    It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

    We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

    If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
    Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server? Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
    Are the staff members helpful? Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 14 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mines Excavated: 3900 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

    Erection Interference Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1969
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

    PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 6 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

    Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

    Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

    Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

    Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

    So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

    The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

    To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

    2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

    3. How can I travel on the server?

    There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

    4. Is there an economy on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

    5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

    No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

    6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

    LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

    7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

    Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Zombie Dances: 9
    Epic Quests Completed: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server

    My Body My Cho- Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing bankrupt here is your sense of reality! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging ambulance bills like a pro.

    Our server is so lit that even the mobs are throwing shade at each other. You’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our twisted world filled with unexpected plot twists and epic battles.

    So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where the only thing hotter than the lava pits are the gossip about who called the ambulance for a paper cut? Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild ride. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 New Chunks Explored: 889958
    Mines Excavated: 1077 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 39 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP

    Bull Nakano Obliterates Manami Toyota Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the battles are as epic as Bull Nakano obliterating Manami Toyota in the wrestling ring! Join us if you want to experience intense PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wild events, like when a group of players accidentally unleashed a horde of angry chickens on the village, causing chaos and mayhem everywhere. But don’t worry, our admin team is always there to save the day and clean up the mess (literally).

    If you’re looking for a community that is as fierce and competitive as Bull Nakano in the ring, then this is the place for you. Join us now and show off your building skills, survival instincts, and PvP prowess. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server, just like Bull Nakano is in the wrestling world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • GymBanHammerCraft

    GymBanHammerCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server! Looking for some drama and excitement? Look no further than our gym-themed server, where you never know what kind of workout you’ll get!

    Join us and experience the thrill of running on a treadmill while someone films you for their TikTok video. Watch out for those sneaky squatters who accuse you of staring when all you’re doing is minding your own business. But don’t worry, our gym manager is always on the lookout and ready to ban anyone who causes trouble.

    Feel the adrenaline rush as you call the police on your fellow gym-goer for harassment and see them get banned from all locations in the US. Who knew a simple workout could turn into a legal battle for defamation?

    So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to handle the drama of a gym gone wild! Just remember, no staring allowed, unless you want to end up in a TikTok video with 10,000 views.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 91
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • RatBusters Minecraft SMP

    RatBusters Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a unique rat problem that needs solving! But don’t worry, it’s not your typical rodent infestation. These rats are actually tiny, adorable, and have a penchant for stealing diamonds and building mini rat cities underground. Join our server to help us deal with these mischievous critters and maybe even recruit them as your tiny, diamond-stealing minions! Who needs a pet wolf when you can have a pet rat army? Join us now and let’s conquer the world, one tiny thief at a time!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Dragon Scales Harvested: 427
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Ores Mined: 6078

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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