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Players: 95/700 Votes: 6471
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Epic Quests Completed: 15 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
Meteorites Collected: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 2
Dragon Eggs Found: 7970 Mythical Quests Completed: 31

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