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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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