join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 97/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted: 53 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
Astral Projections Made: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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