No Chowder, Only Minecraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	2699
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	6732
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Divine Spears Created:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Divine Spears Created:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Votes:	5912
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8009
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dimension Hops:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Endless Night Skies:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3947
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Alien Abductions:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	135
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	New Chunks Explored:	39739
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Astral Projections Made:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2828
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9575
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Alien Abductions:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Zombie Dances:	8	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Star Shards Collected:	132
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crops Grown:	9077	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3039
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Crops Grown:	6409
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Mines Excavated:	4828
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Farms Harvested:	977	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!

Players:	101/700	Votes:	4059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	296	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	4