join dis epic minecraft server where chicago clam chowder is banned cuz it’s too OP. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. the diamonds here are so big, they can be used as beds for giants. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they wear sunglasses and blast dubstep when they explode. come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 105/600 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Emeralds Found: 2210 Farms Harvested: 759
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 7
Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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