Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

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Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Animals Bred:	165

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Towns Built:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Emeralds Found:	1740

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Farms Harvested:	912	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

BookWormSMP

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Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BlockyGrinCraft

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Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Star Shards Collected:	144
Holy Grails Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BlockBlastersMC

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Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

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Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	171	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Star Shards Collected:	111
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Emeralds Found:	7154	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

OpinionCraft: From Hater to Player

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Have you ever thought you were a hardcore survivalist, only to realize you’re actually a creative mode connoisseur? Well, get ready for a server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Join our server and experience the ultimate role reversal where survivalists become builders and builders become survivalists. Imagine mining for diamonds only to use them to build the most epic roller coaster the Minecraft world has ever seen.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, a half-pig, half-man ruler who demands sacrifices of bacon and gold in exchange for protection from the dreaded Creeper Army. Will you bow down to his porky greatness or rise up against his bacon tyranny?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your opinions and stances flipped upside down faster than you can say “Ender Dragon.”

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1997
Farms Harvested:	686	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

NukeSpyCraft: RussiaChinaUkraina

Chinese satellites, defense strategy, eastern europe, Espionage, foreign policy, future strikes, global security, international relations, military aggression, nuclear facilities, nuclear weapons, NukeSpyCraft, political tensions, potential conflict, russia, RussiaChinaUkraina, satellite imagery, security threats, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, Zelensky

come join our epic minecraft server where we surveil all the nukes with chinese satellites for epic strikes! zelensky approves this message! join now for a chance to be a spy and save the world from nuclear destruction! who needs russia when you have our crazy minecraft server?! sign up now and be a hero!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.