Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Love Letters Sent:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Pants Party Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are so wild that even your pants might get a little too excited! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing who will poop in your pants next – it’s like a game of musical chairs, but with poop!

Our server is the perfect place for those who enjoy a good mystery and a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a poop-filled treasure hunt, searching for the elusive culprit who keeps leaving surprises in your pants.

So come on, join us and see if you can solve the mystery of the poopy pants! Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody will judge you for having a little accident. After all, accidents happen, especially when there’s a mischievous poop bandit on the loose!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mines Excavated:	3349	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Falling into the Void:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Smackdown Ratings Minecraft SMP Thread

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s been causing smackdown ratings threads to go on for 12 days straight without hitting the bump limit! That’s right, even Jesus himself is like, “Dang, this server is poppin’!”

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community so wild, it’ll make your head spin. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon on our server is actually a secret agent working for the Illuminati. So if you want to uncover the truth and have a blast doing it, come join us now! Just be prepared for the ride of your life.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DadNeedsHelp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and emotional rollercoasters? Come join our Minecraft server for a much-needed break from reality!

Our server offers a safe haven away from toxic family dynamics and crazy situations. No more throwing heavy objects out of windows or dealing with paranoid parents who think everyone is out to get them. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring a virtual world free from real-life drama.

Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggles of dealing with family issues. You won’t find any narcissistic “fathers” or traumatized mothers here – just a group of gamers looking to have a good time.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than helping your mom move her stuff into a new apartment while dealing with anxiety, depression, and CPTSD. Let’s block out the negativity and build something awesome together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7385	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

DadTherapySwapOrImMute

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dysfunctional than your stepfamily drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, outrageous demands, and therapy sessions that make you question your sanity.

Reasons to join our server: 1) Celebrate Mother’s Day with us and watch as chaos ensues when you refuse to acknowledge your stepmom as your real mom. 2) Write only your dad’s name on everything, because who needs a stepmom anyway? 3) Seek advice from your dad only, because let’s be real, stepmoms just don’t cut it. 4) Refuse to call your step and half siblings your real siblings, because blood is thicker than water, right? 5) Keep your distance from your step and half siblings, because who has time for bonding when you’re too busy causing family drama? 6) Throw a fit over a family photo being added to your “childhood years” book, because who needs memories with the stepfamily?

Join now and experience therapy sessions that make you question everything you thought you knew about family dynamics. Who needs a functional family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead? Don’t be petulant about it, just join in on the madness!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Mines Excavated:	3370
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

LifeImprovement Minecraft SMP

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Have you ever bought a diamond sword in Minecraft and felt like an absolute boss? Well, imagine joining our insane Minecraft SMP where every player gets a free enchanted diamond sword just for logging in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted golden eggs that grant wishes when cracked open. Join our SMP and you might just become the next Chicken Knight, riding into battle on a giant chicken steed!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of ridiculousness that will make you question your life choices in the best way possible!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3859	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crops Grown:	1420	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

FetishCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your weirdest fetishes! From building giant statues of your favorite anime characters to role-playing as a potato farmer who saves the world from evil carrots, we’ve got it all!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon! Our community is full of quirky and hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let your weirdest fetishes run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	21

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

CraftyComrades

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OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west but with blocks and creepers! We got more drama than a soap opera, like the time a bunch of llamas took over the town square and demanded better hay. And don’t even get me started on the time a group of zombies tried to start a dance crew but kept tripping over their own feet.

But the real reason you gotta join is because we have the best parties in all of Minecraft land. We throw raves in the Nether, beach parties on the shores of the End, and even a fancy dinner party in the middle of a lava lake (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant suits).

So come on down and join the fun, just watch out for the flying pigs and the singing skeletons. And whatever you do, don’t mention the giant chicken that’s been terrorizing the villagers. Trust me, you don’t want to get on her bad side.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Zombie Dances:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9997
Animals Bred:	87	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Slap Fighting Madness – Brain Damage Edition

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come join our minecraft server, where we slap fight for fun and maybe a lil brain damage! doctors are worried about us, but we just laugh and keep slapping each other silly. half of us got concussions but who cares when you’re having a blast in the virtual world? join us now and see if you can survive the slapocalypse!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

What is the IP for Bay Area Buggs Minecraft Server?

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Bay Area Buggs is a popular YouTube content creator known for his gaming and commentary videos. He rose to fame through his Grand Theft Auto V roleplay series and has since diversified his content to include a wide range of popular games. With a dedicated fan base and millions of views on his channel, Bay Area Buggs continues to entertain and engage audiences with his unique brand of humor and gaming expertise.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Perakees Survival

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JOIN: perakee.xyz MAP: http://perakee.xyz:8123/

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/jYXUVqzM7E

Voicechat mod is optional, cheaters get banned, runs on dedicated hardware in Europe.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Soycraft: Where the soybeans battle it out with McMMO skills and Dynmap on Version 1.20.6!

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Server Information

Server IP	mc.soybooru.com
Version	1.20.6

New factions server with plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO and Dynmap. Come join because we would really like you to join and we are waiting for new players to bring the server back to life and such if you know what I mean.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as Medieval Factions, McMMO, and Dynmap.
Is the server looking for new players?	Yes, the server is looking for new players to bring the server back to life.
Can I join the server right now?	Yes, you can join the server using the provided IP address.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	221
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

””> Watching TV” Minecraft Server

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> So you’re just chilling, watching TV on your couch when suddenly, BAM! A Spanish ad pops up out of nowhere. It’s like your geolocation is trying to tell you something. It’s a sign, my friend. A sign that you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP.

> Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is so lit, even your geolocation is getting in on the action. Imagine building your own virtual empire while also decoding secret messages from the universe. It’s like playing Minecraft and solving a mystery at the same time. Mind blown, right?

> So come on, join us on this wild ride of Spanish ads and geolocation shenanigans. Who knows what other crazy surprises await you on our server. It’s gonna be a wild, wacky, and totally unpredictable adventure. Don’t miss out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Astral Projections Made:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Caitlin’s First Playoff Series Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time that’s more intense than a WNBA game! We’ve got the New York Liberty facing off against the Atlanta Dream in a battle for dominance at 10:00 Pacific time. And if that’s not enough, stick around for the Indiana Fever taking on the Connecticut Sun at 12:00 Pacific on ABC – it’s gonna be hotter than a lava lake!

But wait, there’s more! The Phoenix Mercury are going head-to-head with the Minnesota Lynx at 2:00 Pacific on ESPN, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for victory. And if you’re still craving some action, the Seattle Storm will be facing off against the Las Vegas Aces at 7:00 Pacific on ESPN – it’s gonna be a showdown more epic than a creeper explosion!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build, mine, and battle it out like a pro while watching some epic WNBA matchups? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the games begin!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Towns Built:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

BabyBlockParty

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than my MIL’s untrained labradors? Look no further! Our server is like a wild pack of dogs, jumping all over you from the moment you log in. But don’t worry, they won’t pee on you (we hope).

Just like my MIL’s dogs, our server is out of control and full of surprises. One time, a player had a hot cup of tea in their hand and got jumped on by a creeper – let’s just say it didn’t end well. But hey, it’s all part of the fun!

Join our server and experience the thrill of not knowing what will happen next. Will you be pounced on by a zombie? Will you accidentally fall into a pit of lava? The possibilities are endless! Plus, just like my SIL guilt-tripping me to visit my MIL, our server will guilt-trip you into staying for hours on end.

So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Just remember, watch out for those virtual labradors – they may not pee on you, but they sure know how to cause a ruckus!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

20sMistakeMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP and not experiencing the absolute chaos and hilarity that ensues on a daily basis! Seriously, if you’re not here, you’re missing out on epic battles with giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a thriving economy based entirely on trading rare blocks for enchanted cookies. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny is hidden somewhere in our world, just waiting for a brave soul to claim it and become the ultimate ruler of the server. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride that will make all your 20s mistakes pale in comparison!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Towns Built:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dimension Hops:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!