Portugal’s Youthless Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	2748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9960
Gods Slained:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

MomApologyMC Server

aita, apologies, Apology, Boundaries, children, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Decision making, emotional boundaries, family, family dynamics, Grandparents, Kids, MomApologyMC, parenting, parents, relationships, Respect, Server, setting boundaries

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1232
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like a fortress of boundaries, keeping out unwanted hugs and unsolicited kisses like a pro. Join us and experience the thrill of setting limits and sticking to them, just like our players stick to their diamond armor.

Our server is so boundary-focused, even the creepers know to keep their distance. And if anyone tries to cross the line, our mods will swoop in like superheroes to protect your personal space.

So come join us on this epic adventure of setting boundaries and sticking to them, just like this family did with their overbearing mom. Who needs a sword when you have clear communication skills and a strong sense of self? Let’s build a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. See you in the game!

FiancéFailsMC

Accommodation, child friendly, Commitment, Communication, Community, FAITH, family, Feedback, Fiance, FiancéFailsMC, future husband, godfather, Marriage, motherly, moving too fast, new year’s eve, questioning commitment, relationship, Religion, Upset, young love

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	936
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in family values and commitment… just like OP’s fiancé, or so we thought! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists, just like the time OP tried to win over her fiancé’s heart by hosting the ultimate New Year’s Eve party for his friend’s son.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the shocking moment when OP’s fiancé accuses her of trying to “buy a child’s affections” and not paying enough attention to him on their first New Year’s together. Will OP be able to navigate through this relationship rollercoaster or will she be left questioning her fiancé’s commitment just like you’ll be questioning your sanity after joining our server?

So why join our Minecraft server, you ask? Well, where else can you find such juicy drama and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end? Plus, we have virtual snacks and drinks to keep you fueled up for all the drama-filled adventures ahead. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the chaos begin!

Ugh, Creeper!

ANNOYING, annoying expressions, annoying habits, annoying people, annoying phrases, annoying tendencies, bothersome, bothersome language, common sayings, creeper, frustrating, grating, irksome, IRRITATING, irritating behaviors, irritating sayings, overused phrases, Pet Peeves, phrases, Repetitive, Ugh, vexing

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7421	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Votes:	3206	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Tired of hearing “git gud” every time you lose a PvP battle? Join our epic Minecraft server where the only phrase you’ll hear is “OMG, how did you do that?!” Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We’ve got custom plugins that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. So come join us and show off your mad skills – who knows, you might even impress Herobrine himself!

ShadowFleetSabotageCraft

Baltic cable cut, Baltic Sea, cyber attack, damaged cable, Dec. 25, Espionage, european union, Finish agency, Finnish authorities, international relations, investigation, maritime security, NATO intervention, Russia shadow fleet, Russian involvement, sabotage, Sanna Sonninen, security breach, ShadowFleetSabotageCraft, submarine cables, tanker search

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we have tanks and cables and shadow fleets oh my! we have crazy adventures like searching for tankers and cutting cables in the baltic sea. sanna sonninen is our director and she’s always on the lookout for russian shadow fleets trying to sabotage our server. join us on dec. 25 for some epic cable cutting action and see if you can uncover the truth behind the tanker mystery. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so hop on board and join the madness!

survival! Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Free donation, Friendly, minecraft server, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Void Gems Collected:	34
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Crops Grown:	2532	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Star Shards Collected:	293
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

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Eden SMP

community arcade, Community Builds, Community Farm, community project, derogatory language, dragon fight, Eden, end dimension, Game Nights, glitches, Griefing, hacked clients, multiplayer, personal farm, shopping district, smp, Spawn area, spawn town, stealing, Survival, trolling, Vanilla, world terrain, x-ray resource packs

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Welcome to Eden SMP!

We are a survival multiplayer server focused on the vanilla experience. Our beautiful meadows-themed spawn area serves a neutral ground for all players to interact and collaborate!

Our Rules:

Do not engage in any form of griefing, stealing, or trolling

Do not use any hacked clients or x-ray resource packs

Do not exploit any glitches

Do not use any derogatory language

Respect other players

Respect world terrain (no dirt houses or permanent 1×1 pillars)

Do not enter the end dimension until the server-wide dragon fight

Spawn Town:

Spawn coordinates are (0,0) feel free to build a starter home nearby! Our shopping district will be situated west of spawn for players to buy/sell materials! Please remember that each shop should focus on a specific item or theme, and we encourage you to construct separate buildings for different shops.

Community Builds:

If you are interested in collaborating on a community project, check out our sign-up list for ideas or propose your own. Please note, if you are building a farm that involves a shared public space it must be made into a community farm and not a personal one.

Community Arcade:

You are all invited to build a game at our community arcade, located north of the spawn. If there is enough interest, we may host regular game nights!

Join us at Eden SMP:

Apply here to join our community: Application Form

Echoing Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, college, early 2000s, Echoing, Egyptian, Fiction, incel, little brother, loser character, Panties, peeping, Realms, School, showering, skins, socks, twin sisters, verbal destruction, wanking, Zeitgeist

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Potions Brewed:	133
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Gods Slained:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want a wild ride like the one in “Skins” but with a twist! We have a special feature where you can collect virtual panties and socks to use as weapons against your enemies. Just like the little brother in the show, you can peep on your fellow players and face the consequences when they catch you in the act. Our server is a chaotic mix of sibling rivalry and incel energy, so come join the fun if you’re ready for a crazy adventure!

BritHumor Minecraft Server

BritHumor, british culture, british people, comedic shows, cross-cultural humor, cultural appreciation, cultural jokes, cultural sensitivity, cultural understanding, friend dynamics, humor, insensitive, joking, joking boundaries, Korean people, Minecraft, offensive, Server, social faux pas, social interactions, Stereotypes

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	372
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Animals Bred:	65

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your comedic needs! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

We have British people, Korean people, and even aliens (yes, they’re real on our server)! Make jokes, have fun, and never worry about offending anyone because we embrace all types of humor.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can joke about anything and everything, join us now! Who knows, you might even meet a real-life British person (or maybe just a really good accent impersonator). Let the laughter begin!

UglyFriendGateCraft

appearance standards, attraction, avoiding awkward situations, body image, Communication, compatibility, Conflict Resolution, DATING, friend groups, Friendship Dynamics, honesty in relationships, personality differences, physical appearance, physical preferences, relationship advice, relationship boundaries, setting up friends, social etiquette, social interactions, UglyFriendGateCraft

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9986
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Buildings Constructed:	46	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we matchmake players like never before! Just like this guy’s girlfriend trying to set up her friend with a lawyer, we’ll set you up with the perfect mining buddy!

Imagine a world where you and your new mining partner are exploring caves together, fighting off creepers, and building the most epic structures. Who cares if one of you is a bit more conventionally attractive than the other? It’s all about teamwork and having fun!

Join our server and let us play matchmaker with your Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might just find your perfect block-building soulmate. And hey, if things get awkward, just blame it on the Ender Dragon. It’s always causing drama anyway.

AwkwardDaterMC SMP

advice, awkward moments, AwkwardDaterMC, Beginners, Body language, Communication, Confidence, DATING, dating advice, dating etiquette, dating tips, first dates, Honesty, love, Men, mistakes to avoid, relationships, romance, self improvement, smp, Tips, understanding signals

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Crops Grown:	5959	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Votes:	8554
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchantments Applied:	227
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

OMG guys, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you should totally join! Like, imagine a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky, that’s basically what our server is like. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving hugs (just make sure not to get too close, lol). Plus, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, trust me. So if you wanna join in on the fun and make some new friends who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are, then come join us! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a diamond pickaxe, you’re gonna need it 😉💎🔨 #MinecraftMadness #JoinUsOrMissOut #BobTheCreeperIsBae

CraftyCreeperClap

anxiety, Awareness, counseling, CraftyCreeperClap, Diagnosis, education, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional impact, fear, health, Medical, Prevention, reaction, Results, sexually transmitted disease, shame, std, stigma, Support, Testing, Treatment

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2087
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	6623
Mines Excavated:	4593	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most insane place to play Minecraft! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers! But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on giant chickens and battle it out in epic duels to become the ultimate Chicken Champion! And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with twists, turns, and flaming zombie pigmen!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stick to the boring old servers.

KyivCraft: French Desertion Fiasco

155th Brigade, alleged, Anne of Kyiv, Army, BETRAYAL, Conflict, current events, desertion, eastern europe, Europe, Fiasco, French, French-trained, international relations, investigation, KyivCraft, loyalty, mass desertion, Military, military training, News, soldiers, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

haha bro u gotta join this server, it’s like the wildest ride u ever been on. we got ukraine investigating some crazy mass desertion of this french-trained 155th brigade, like wtf is even happening. but don’t worry, our server ain’t got no deserters, just a bunch of crazy gamers ready to take on any challenge.

join us and be a part of the ‘Anne of Kyiv’ brigade, we ain’t french-trained but we sure know how to have a good time. build epic castles, battle fierce mobs, and maybe even uncover some mysterious conspiracies along the way. who knows, maybe u’ll be the next hero of our server, leading us to victory against all odds.

so what u waiting for? come join the madness, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. see u in the game, bro!

Poop Before Stroop – Minecraft Server

athletes, cognitive function, Cognitive Speed, digestion, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, health, Improves, mental performance., Minecraft, Performance, physical performance, Poop, pooping, research, Server, Small Study, Stroop, Stroop Test, study, Training, Triathletes, triathlon

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	7195
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Divine Spears Created:	25
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	738	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

hey u! u wanna join a minecraft server that will BLOW UR MIND?! well, let me tell u about this CRAZY server where we did a small study on triathletes and found out that pooping before taking the Stroop test actually improves cognitive speed and performance!

I know, it sounds INSANE, but trust me, it’s TRUE! imagine pooping before every test and becoming a MINECRAFT GENIUS!

So come join us on this server where we poop before every challenge and dominate the game like never before! who knew that the key to success in minecraft was in the bathroom all along?! don’t miss out on this life-changing opportunity, join now and become a POOPING PRODIGY!

256Forever

256Forever, chest, Community, Essentials, gameplay, Land Claims, Map, Materials, Minecraft, multiplayer, New faces, Players, Plugins, pre generated, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, unique loot

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9386
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

IP	play.256forever.net
Discord	https://discord.256forever.net

This is a very small semi-vanilla server with a brand new map and limited plugins. We are still gathering materials to build a spawn together. There are basic things like essentials and land claims and lootin’. The Lootin plugin makes it so you get unique loot from pre-generated chests. As more people join I may add more plugins, as well as some I have developed, but I wanted to keep gameplay simple for now. Averaging at around 5~ players, we’re hoping to see some new faces around 🙂

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How many players are usually online?	On average, around 5 players are online.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, please refer to the server rules posted in the Discord server.
Can I request for specific plugins to be added?	You can suggest plugins in the Discord server, and the admin may consider adding them.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing is not allowed. Please respect other player’s builds and belongings.

Anime Lovebirds 1.20.2

1.20.2, Anime, anime romance, anime ships, Best Anime Couple, Best Video Game Couples, gaming couples, lovebirds, Makoto Niijima, OTPs, persona 5, persona 5 characters, Persona 5 Romance, Persona series, ren amamiya, Ren and Makoto, Ren and Makoto Love Story, Ren and Makoto Persona 5, Ren and Makoto Persona Series., Ren and Makoto Relationship, RPG Couples, Video Game Couples

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Enchantments Applied:	269
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Yo, bro, forget about Ren and Makoto from Persona 5, come join our Minecraft server instead!

Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build a giant statue of Ren and Makoto out of diamond blocks!

And guess what? We have a secret underground dungeon where you can roleplay as Ren and Makoto and fight off evil mobs together!

Plus, we have a special potion that turns you into a cat so you can meow your way through the game like a true ninja!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Ren and Makoto in the wackiest Minecraft adventure ever!