Are you tired of playing on servers filled with young whippersnappers who have no idea how to build a proper dirt hut? Well, look no further because on our server, there are no young people in Portugal anymore! That’s right, they’ve all been transported to another dimension where they can’t bother us with their noobish ways.

Join us for a wild adventure where the only rule is to have fun and build to your heart’s content. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Why not! The possibilities are endless on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who needs young people in Portugal when you can have a server full of craziness and laughter? See you there!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Towns Built:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3561	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ShadowShenanigans

creativity, EMBARRASSMENT, FANTASY, funny, humor, hypothetical, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, imagination, independent, Mind, Mischief, Mischievous, movement, playful, prank, quirky, Shadow, ShadowShenanigans, surreal, Unique

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your shadow has a mind of its own! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where your shadow might just decide to pull pranks on you when you least expect it.

Picture this: you’re building a majestic castle, only to turn around and see your shadow moonwalking on the walls like it’s auditioning for a dance competition. Or maybe you’re deep in a cave, mining for diamonds, when suddenly your shadow starts singing show tunes at the top of its lungs, alerting all the creepers in the vicinity.

But fear not, because on our server, your shadow is not just a nuisance – it’s also your trusty sidekick! Need help fighting off a horde of zombies? Your shadow will whip out a sword and start slicing and dicing like a pro. Want to impress your friends with some sick parkour skills? Your shadow will show off its acrobatic moves, making you the envy of all.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure, where your shadow is more than just a silhouette – it’s a mischievous companion that will keep you on your toes (literally)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

UkrainianShellCrafters

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hey u! do u like explosions and big booms? well do we have the server for u! we got ukraine making 155mm artillery shells and howitzers like it’s nobody’s business. come join us for some epic battles and watch the sky light up with fireworks (aka explosions). why settle for boring old minecraft when u can have a server that’s literally blowing up? join now for a blast of a time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BreadSRV II

Ban, build themes, Cheating, Cross-Play, Discord, dupe glitches, exploits, Friendly, Griefing, HACKING, killing, minecraft server, Plugins, stealing, Survival, Warning, Xray

14 Friendly members, a few plugins and monthly build themes to follow for a reward (join discord). There are a few rules you must follow if you want to stay here. RULES:

No Griefing.

No cheating/hacking OR XRAY.

No stealing peoples items from chests.

No killing other players without a reason for it.

No dupe glitches or exploits. If you do NOT follow the rules, you will be kicked from the Minecraft server, and given a warning, if you continue breaking the rules after the 3rd warning, you will be permanently banned.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

The Hangover: Semi-Spicy PVE Edition

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Overview: Where adventure meets community!

Why Join Us? Our server offers a unique gameplay experience with amazing features designed for both casual players and hardcore Minecraft enthusiasts.

Key Features:

Discord Integration	Chat with friends, coordinate builds, and stay updated on server events even when you’re not in-game.
In-Game Events Hosted by Admins	Our admins regularly host exciting events, competitions, and challenges.
Respawning Ender Dragon	Face the ultimate challenge every night! The Ender Dragon respawns at midnight.
Single Player Sleep	No need to wait for everyone to sleep! One player can sleep through the night.
Bending for Subscribers	Unlock the power of Water, Earth, Fire, and Air for our subscribers.

Join the Community: Our community is always welcoming new players, whether you’re looking for friends or epic builds.

Ready to Join?

Server IP: 74.95.135.190

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/hG8kPs69KP

We can’t wait to see you in-game! 🌟

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply input the server IP provided above in your Minecraft client and connect to join the server.

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

A: No, our server is open to all players who wish to join.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Of course! The more, the merrier. Share the server IP and Discord invite link with your friends.

Q: Are there rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gameplay experience for all players. You can find the rules listed in our Discord server.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Decent Vidya Minecraft Server

Are you tired of boring and mediocre video game adaptations? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate gaming experience you’ve been waiting for! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and hidden surprises waiting to be discovered. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted llama roaming around, just waiting to be tamed by a brave adventurer like yourself.

But that’s not all – we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs out of its beak, a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the clouds, and a dance party every Friday night where all the mobs come together to boogie down. And did we mention the talking cows? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gaming experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Liquidated Link Minecraft SMP

100, cryptocurrency, cuck, finance, fuck, gay posts, Investment, leverage, Link, liquidated, Loss, market, Minecraft, profit, retarded, risk management, shorted link, smp, Sorry., straight line, strategy, Trading, wage slaves

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride of insanity, with players pulling off the most ridiculous stunts and pranks you can imagine.

Join us if you want to witness a llama riding a pig into battle, or see a chicken army take over a village. Our community is full of crazy characters who will stop at nothing to make you laugh until you cry.

And if you think you can handle the madness, come on over and try to survive the chaos. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BrokeBlockMateKickedOut

Are you tired of living with freeloading friends who can’t pay their share of the rent? Join our Minecraft server where everyone pulls their weight – literally! No more moochers taking advantage of your kindness, just pure gaming fun with responsible players who know how to pay their virtual dues.

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about your in-game house getting repossessed because your roommate forgot to chip in for the virtual mortgage. On our server, everyone is financially responsible and understands the importance of keeping the lights on in the virtual world.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about missed payments and hello to epic adventures with fellow gamers who actually contribute to the virtual economy. Join now and experience the thrill of playing with responsible adults who know how to handle their virtual finances. Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to living with freeloading friends in the real world after experiencing the financial freedom of our Minecraft server!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

BOOMCRAFT, defense industry, defense news, defense system, defense technology, Explodes, explosion, Incident, investigation, military accident, military equipment, military technology, Minecraft, missile malfunction, missile testing, osint, PHOTO, russia, Sarmat missile, security breach, Server, test, weapons development.

so, like, have you ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it literally explodes like a sarmat missile during a test in russia? well, this is the place for you, my dude!

imagine logging on and being greeted by a giant explosion that sends you flying into a world of pure chaos and fun. our server is so insane, it will blow your mind (literally)!

we have crazy builds, epic battles, and the most ridiculous mini-games you’ve ever seen. plus, our community is like a family of deranged unicorns who just want to have a good time.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will leave you speechless (and maybe a little singed), come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re scared of explosions, then maybe stay away).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ores Mined:	6250
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrikes, apartment blocks, BlockBlastersMC, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, eastern europe, emergency response, global impact, humanitarian crisis, international news, Kharkiv, military aggression, Political unrest, russia, Ukraine, violence, War, War Crimes, world news, wounded civilians

LOLZ come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! We have more explosions than a Russia-Ukraine conflict, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt (except for the occasional creeper explosion).

With over 20 players getting “wounded” by our hilarious pranks and epic battles, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Build your own apartment block and watch out for those sneaky Russian strikes – they might just be looking for diamonds!

Join now for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Crops Grown:	9194
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	9927	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

TRAVEL MC

Adventure, building, Community, Cracked, Creative, Experience, Friends, Gaming, java, LifeSteal, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, pe, Premium, PROFESSIONAL, PvP, RPG, Sandbox, Server, Survival, TRAVEL MC

Welcome To TRAVEL MC network.This Server is made for people Cracked/Premium.Java/Pe To Play Together And Got A Professional LifeSteal Server Experience.Join This Server And Become A Part of This Community

Thanks For Join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Enchantments Applied:	104	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SABEX | PRIVATE VANILLA SERVER Minecraft server

Minecraft, Plasmovoice, Private, SABEX, Server, Vanilla

Private vanilla minecraft server.PlasmoVoice

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Mines Excavated:	4741	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Complex SMP server: Where we complicate the vanilla just for fun! Version 1.21.1

1.21.1, Adventure, armor, Community, complex, complicate, dedicated server, Exploration, freedom, Fun, linux kernel, Longevity, Minecraft, oldest server, pay to win, Performance, Pickaxe, Plugins, seamless experience, Server, smp, Survival, Thrive, Vanilla, Version, world border

Simple SMP Minecraft Server

A new world awaits…Server IP: simplesmp.org

Discord: https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd

Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. You have the freedom to survive exactly how you want to. No ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins; as long as you’re cool, we’re cool.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

Embrace the true spirit of the game as you embark on your survival journey.

Grab your pickaxe, don your armor, and venture forth into an endless world. Embark on an authentic Minecraft playthrough, free from distractions and convolutions.

Our server uses minimal plugins for simplicity.

Powered by a self-owned, high-spec dedicated server enhanced with a finely tuned Linux kernel and bespoke software for exceptional performance.

No world border – discover a vast and unexplored world.

No land claiming or grief prevention – the whole world can be yours for the taking.

No pay-to-win – everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive.

Going on for over eight years, Simple SMP remains one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No ridiculous rules, just be cool and respectful to others.
Can I claim any land?	No, there is no land claiming on the server.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive without paying.
How long has the server been running?	The server has been running for over eight years.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Villages Defended:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Minecraft server: Skullgirls General & Friends

Autumn fun edition, balance adjustments, beginner guide, beginner resources, character overview, Combos, digital art compendium, discord communities, FAQ, Friends, gameplay wiki, general, Get Gr8, History, match videos, merch, Minecraft, official discord, online tournaments, psn discord, Resets, season 1 pass, Server, Skullgirls, Skullgirls 2nd Encore, Skullgirls General, slapfest

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the Autumn fun edition, where you can experience the thrill of Skullgirls 2nd Encore in a whole new way!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! How about the fact that our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other? Or maybe you’re enticed by the promise of finding hidden treasures guarded by dancing skeletons in our custom-built dungeons?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can participate in weekly tournaments where the prize is a magical diamond sword that can shoot fireballs (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows who will teach you how to build the ultimate castle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Skullgirls champion of the Minecraft world!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	104	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Lunatic Minecraft SMP

60s-80s, Asylum, classic, cult films, demon world, experiments, Girl Interrupted, head guy, Horror, insane asylums, lovecraft, Lunatic, madness, mental illness, mind-bending, Minecraft, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Patients, psychological thriller, silence of the lambs, smp, Twisted, vintage

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where insanity meets experimentation in the most hilarious way possible! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being a patient in a wacky 60s-80s insane asylum run by a head guy who thinks he’s a mad scientist.

Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining for diamonds, when suddenly you’re whisked away to a world where patients have demon worlds in their heads. It’s like Lovecraft meets Minecraft, with a touch of Silence of the Lambs and Girl, Interrupted thrown in for good measure.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can build your own padded cell, participate in crazy experiments, and maybe even uncover the secrets of the asylum? Plus, the head guy is always looking for new test subjects, so you’ll never be bored!

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Enchantments Applied:	104
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

DreamCraft: The Ultimate Adventure

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Have you ever been so deep in a dream that you were actually mining diamonds in Minecraft? Well, on our server, that dream can become a reality! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest Minecraft fantasies, whether it’s battling dragons or building a roller coaster that defies gravity. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server and never want to wake up again? Join us now and let the dream continue!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Farms Harvested:	559	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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The Hangout Minecraft Server

Key Features:

FAQs:

Q: How do I join the server?

Q: Is there a whitelist for the server?

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Q: Are there rules on the server?

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Simple SMP Minecraft Server

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