so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Demon Skulls Collected: 21
Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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