Paradox SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7400
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Astral Projections Made:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Crops Grown:	9295
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	382	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	316
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	532
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	22
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Potions Brewed:	103
Astral Projections Made:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
New Chunks Explored:	550440	Mythical Swords Crafted:	65

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer

bitterness, bonus room, car repairs, car work, Carpet, Carpet cleaning, Communication Issues, Divorce, family dynamics, financial disagreements, flooring, holiday stress, living together, LVP, mother-in-law, MotherInLawCarpetMinecraftServer, Rent, resolving conflicts, toddler playroom, wear and tear

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your mother-in-law’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of betrayal, misunderstandings, and unexpected costs!

Just like how your mother-in-law moved into your house unexpectedly, you never know who might pop up in your virtual world. Will it be a long-lost cousin looking for a place to crash or a neighbor’s pet llama causing chaos in your pixelated paradise? The possibilities are endless!

And just like how you had to negotiate carpet payments with your mother-in-law, get ready to haggle and bargain with other players on our server. Who knew virtual flooring could cause so much drama?

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more intense than family holiday gatherings, join our server now! Just remember, sometimes the creepers aren’t the only ones causing explosions.

CreeperSquadCraft

amicable breakup, Blocking, brothers girlfriend, CreeperSquadCraft, ex boyfriend, family, family vacation plans, free stay, friend’s family vacation, Harassment, Interference, misunderstandings, nasty messages, punishment, relationship, RESERVATION, Ruining, ski trip, social media, upsetting situation., vacation property

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	683
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than dealing with your ex’s crazy girlfriend? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no toxic relationships.

Our server is so drama-free, even the creepers are on their best behavior. No need to worry about getting bombarded with nasty messages from someone’s jealous girlfriend here. We’re all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any unnecessary drama.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. Who needs exes and their crazy significant others when you can be crafting epic builds and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies? See you in the game!

CancelledCraft: Unforgivable Shows

beloved show, BETRAYAL, bring back, cancelled too soon, CancelledCraft, devastated, Disappointed, emotional, fan favorite, favorite show, forever mourned, Heartache, heartbroken, let down, Missed, never forgive, show cancellation, shows, tv show, unforgettable, unforgivable, unjust, Upset

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	128
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Emeralds Found:	3306
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Are you still crying over your favorite show getting cancelled? Well, wipe those tears away and come join our Minecraft server! We promise to never cancel anything, not even our daily llama parades and underwater dance parties. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have a knack for building epic structures out of blocks. So if you want to be part of a server where llamas rule and show cancellations are a thing of the past, then join us now!

ChadCraft: Presidential Mayhem

Africa, Armed Forces, Capital, Chad, Chad capital, Chad military, Chad presidency, Chad’s capital, chadcraft, Conflict, Crisis, Government, gunfire, gunfire heard, MAYHEM, military presence, military vehicles, political instability, Presidency, PRESIDENTIAL, SECURITY, Unrest, violence

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Zombie Dances:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	16	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, dis server be poppin’ off like gunfire near da presidency of Chad’s capital! We got military vehicles rollin’ around and causin’ chaos, just like in a action movie! Join us if you wanna experience the thrill of dodgin’ bullets while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off mobs like a true warrior. Plus, rumor has it that the president himself plays on our server and drops rare loot for those brave enough to challenge him. So come on and join the madness, you won’t regret it!

DementiaCraft: Forget Me Not!

aging, alzheimer’s, caregiver support, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forget, geriatrics, global health, Healthcare, life expectancy, Long Term Care, Memory Loss, Men, neurological disease, nursing home, prognosis, public health, statistics, Women

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4208
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Astral Projections Made:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Mines Excavated:	4033	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12

join our minecraft server and you will live longer than people with dementia! our server is so fun and crazy that it will keep your brain sharp and your spirits high! we have insane builds and epic adventures that will make you forget all about those boring nursing homes. with over 10 million players worldwide, you will never be alone in our server! come join us and defy the odds of life expectancy with us!

Fujos Ship Minecraft 1.21

Anime, bl, eugeo, FANART, Fandom, fanfiction, FANTASY, fictional characters, fujos, kirito, longsword, love, Minecraft, Obsession, otp, relationships, Ship, shipping, shipping wars, sword art online, yaoi, yaoi ships

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Crops Grown:	7577
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Join our Minecraft server and ship Eugeo and Kirito all over again because who needs logic and reason when you can have virtual romance between a dead guy and a straight dude with a longsword?

We’ve got pixelated love triangles, drama, and more fujos than you can shake a blocky stick at.

Come witness the chaotic shipping wars unfold as players fight over who should end up with Kirito in this twisted, nonsensical world of Minecraft romance.

Forget reality, come live in a fantasy where anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

Join now and dive into the madness of shipping Eugeo and Kirito for reasons that defy all logic and common sense.

Movie TraumaCraft

childhood fears, childhood nightmares, childhood trauma, cinematic trauma, disturbing films, early exposure, emotional scars, fear-inducing films, film-induced fear, horror films, lasting impressions, long-lasting effects, Movie, movie memories, movie-induced trauma, psychological horror, psychological impact, scary movies, TraumaCraft, traumatic experiences, traumatizing movies, unsettling movies

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	3252
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	221
Meteorites Collected:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Have you ever watched a movie that scarred you for life? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise to traumatize you in a whole new way! Join us if you want to relive the horror of that one movie that still gives you nightmares. Our pixelated monsters will make you scream louder than any Hollywood horror flick. So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember to bring extra virtual diapers, because you’re gonna need them!

DementiaCraft – Home for the Forgetful

aging, alzheimer’s, cognitive decline, dementia, DementiaCraft, Diagnosis, Elderly, forgetful, geriatrics, health outcomes, Healthcare, home, life expectancy, Long Term Care, medical findings, Men, neurodegenerative disease, nursing home, research, senior care, statistics, study, Women

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	669
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Villages Defended:	16

come join our minecraft server, where we promise you won’t lose your mind like those poor souls with dementia! our server is so lit, you’ll be playing for at least 100 years, no joke. we’ve got crazy builds that will blow your mind and keep you entertained for hours on end. plus, we have a secret potion that will make you immortal in the game, so you can keep playing forever and ever. who needs a nursing home when you can live forever in minecraft? join now and never worry about losing your mind again!

A Classic TNaD MODDED

Arrival, BEHAVE, Carry on Alex’s mobs, classic, Community, Counting, Create, Discord, Friends, Fun, Human, ice and fire, irons spells and spell books, Message, Minecraft, Modded, Mods, Play, questions, rules, Server, smp, TNaD

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	151
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magic Items Found:	2034	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to TNaD Minecraft Server!
We have a small but cool and free community with minimal rules. Behave, make friends, play as you like, and most importantly, have fun!
Mods Available:
1. Ice and Fire
2. Create
3. Carry on Alex’s Mobs
4. Iron’s spells and spell books
Join us and make your mark on the server!

FAQ

Question	Answer
1. Are there any rules on the server?	Just basic rules to ensure a fun and friendly environment. Behave like a normal human and don’t ruin the fun for others.
2. How can I join the server?	Simply connect to the server IP listed above and start playing! For any issues, reach out through the provided Discord link.
3. What mods are available on the server?	Mods like Ice and Fire, Create, Carry on Alex’s Mobs, Iron’s spells and spell books, and more are available for enhanced gameplay.
4. Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, join our Discord server for updates, announcements, and to connect with other players: [Discord Link].
5. Who can I contact for any questions or issues?	Feel free to message the server admin for any queries you may have. They are there to help and assist you.

Enchanted Love 1.20.2

1.20.2, 3D trash, Claiming Waifu, discussion, Enchanted, Fun, Have Fun, Insults must be original, JOINING, love, Lurking, No oversexualized content, No Stealing, Original insults, Oversexualized content, Posting images, Private RP, reserved place in hell, RP/ERP, Trips, Waifu rules, waifu thread, Waifu threadPrevious

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	3579
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	906478
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Mines Excavated:	3063
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	81

Hey bros, looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your favorite waifu thread? Look no further!

Join our server for a chance to claim your very own Minecraft waifu or husbando! But beware, no stealing unless you roll trips, and only one claim per person (we don’t want any Minecraft drama here).

Keep the RP/ERP in private, but feel free to discuss all things waifu-related. And remember, insults must be original – no basic insults allowed here.

If you’re posting images, you’re not lurking – so get in on the action! And remember, 3D is almost always trash, so stick to those pixelated waifus.

Joining our server means a reserved place in hell – but hey, at least you’ll have fun while you’re there! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the waifu wars begin!

Players:	97/100	Votes:	7799
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Divine Spears Created:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1648	Dragonkin Hatched:	2