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The Underwhelming Reboot SMP – Now with 110% more disappointment and fewer features!

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Server Name	Remake SMP
Season	Season 5
Community Size	9 to 15 players online during peak times
Unique Features	Custom Origins System RPG-Style Skill Trees Player-Driven Lore Proximity Voice Chat Create Mod Ice and Fire Mod Whitelist Access
Apply for Whitelist	Join our Discord and apply today!

FAQ

What is the Custom Origins System?

The Custom Origins System allows players to choose unique origins with special abilities and challenges, adding variety to gameplay.

What are RPG-Style Skill Trees?

Players can level up and unlock new skills in various areas such as combat or magic, allowing for deep customization.

How does Player-Driven Lore work?

The server’s lore evolves based on the actions of players, with decisions, alliances, and battles shaping the world’s storyline.

What is Proximity Voice Chat?

Proximity Voice Chat allows players to talk to nearby players without typing, enhancing immersion in battles, collaborations, and roleplay.

What mods are available on the server?

The server features the Create Mod for building contraptions and machines, as well as the Ice and Fire Mod for facing dragons, mythical beasts, and challenging bosses.

How can I join the server?

To join the server, you must apply for whitelist access by joining the Discord server and following the application process.

What types of players are welcome on the server?

Whether you’re a builder, explorer, fighter, or storyteller, there is a place for you on the server to contribute to the evolving story and shape its future.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Dimension Hops:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

City Craft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of mischievous llamas who have taken over the city of Warsaw and turned it into a pixelated paradise. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, but beware of the giant chicken guarding it. Legend has it that anyone who defeats the chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods.

3. Our server hosts weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of these majestic creatures and compete for the title of Llama Champion. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle and bragging rights for life.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get spit on by a llama, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Prelim Edition Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to witness the ultimate showdown between Cats and Lions on our Minecraft SMP? Join us for epic battles, wild adventures, and crazy shenanigans as these fierce felines fight for the title of McgWinner and a chance to make it to the granny (whatever that means)!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you see a tabby cat take on a lion in a game of parkour, or watch a pride of lions try to outbuild a group of house cats in a build battle? Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of catnip and a pet dragon (don’t ask how that works, just go with it).

So come join us for a purrfectly wild time on our Cats vs LionsMcgWinner through to the granny Minecraft SMP! It’s gonna be a roaring good time, trust us.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	85
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BdayBashBattleGFNotReady

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Are you tired of dating someone who only puts effort into their appearance when they feel like it? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships by building your dream world where everyone always looks fabulous, no messy buns in sight!

On our server, you can create the perfect date night setting without worrying about your partner showing up in baggy clothes and a messy bun. Build a romantic restaurant or a cozy cabin in the woods, where you can enjoy a virtual dinner with your pixelated partner who always looks stunning.

And if you ever feel like your virtual girlfriend isn’t putting in enough effort, just hit her with a virtual diamond pickaxe and make her change into a nicer outfit. No need for awkward conversations or fights, just pure Minecraft fun!

So come join us on our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. Who needs a real girlfriend when you can have a perfectly styled virtual one? Join now and start building your dream world, where everyone always looks fabulous!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	3083	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PennyWiseSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our SMP is the ultimate subscription worth every penny!

Join us for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, and even participate in a dance-off with a creeper! Our server is filled with wacky adventures and hilarious moments that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also have the opportunity to become best friends with a talking sheep, go on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, and even take a ride on a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, this subscription is worth every penny for the sheer amount of laughs and fun you’ll have.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CraftyRedditorsCraftingFun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you wild and wacky players out there!

Join us on our server where we have a special rule that every time you write in chat, you must replace your country name with a random word like “banana” or “unicorn”. Why? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously absurd?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “In My Banana” challenge, where players must come up with the most outrageous stories about their fictional country and why it’s the best place in the world. From flying pigs to rainbow rivers, the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join us today and let your imagination run wild on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Who needs reality when you have a world of pure craziness waiting for you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

UNLAWFULGADGETS

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where we take ordinary stuff and turn it into weapons. like, we got toasters that shoot out flaming toast, and vacuum cleaners that suck up enemies. it’s like a war zone but with household items, man.

the united nations rights chief is all up in arms about it, saying it violates international law. but who cares about that when you can have so much fun blowing stuff up with a hair dryer that shoots out lightning bolts? join our server and be a rebel against the boring rules of the real world. let’s make household appliances great again!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Social Distancing Craft

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so like, u know how there’s those dumb stickers everywhere telling u to “keep social distance” even tho covid is like, so last year? well, on our server, we take that to the extreme! like, if u get too close to someone, ur character will literally explode into a million pieces! it’s like, the ultimate social distancing experience, bro.

but wait, there’s more! we have this crazy story line where u have to battle against a horde of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world! like, these chickens are no joke, man. they have laser eyes and can fly and stuff. u gotta team up with other players to defeat them and save the world from poultry domination!

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access? yeah, it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft. u gotta solve riddles and do crazy parkour to get in, but once u do, it’s non-stop dancing and fun!

so, if u wanna join the most epic, hilarious, and downright insane Minecraft server ever, then come on down to our server! just be prepared to social distance like never before and battle evil chickens like ur life depends on it. see u there, dude!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	450

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

What is the IP for KOT4Q Minecraft Server?

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Kenny Beecham, also known as KOT4Q, is a popular YouTuber and basketball content creator known for his entertaining basketball content, reactions, and commentary. With over 1 million subscribers on YouTube, KOT4Q has built a loyal fanbase by providing insightful analysis and humorous takes on the NBA and basketball culture. His engaging personality and unique perspective have made him a notable figure in the online basketball community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Novidium

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Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Astopia

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Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	227
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

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I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

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ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

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Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Zombie Dances:	7
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6