BlockyBeliefs: FutureFacepalms | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Novidium

balance leaderboard, BUILD, Challenges, chest, Competition, Economy, ISLAND, island level, Items, leaderboard, MONEY, old school, Player Economy, Player Run Economy, protected area, Shops, sign, Simple, sky world, Skyblock, Visit

Novidium is a simple skyblock server. Where players build their island, complete challenges and build/visit shops.

Every player gets their own island and 128×128 protected area, in one big “sky world”

There are also challenges to complete, allowing you to get items otherwise unobtainable in skyblock.

There’s a focus on a player-run economy. Where people build shops on their island, and visit shops on other people’s islands. Everyone can create a shop for every item, with a simple chest and sign.

There are also 2 leaderboards for people to “compete” in: -Balance leaderboard, for money -Island leaderboard, for island level

Novidium is trying to get back to a more old-school skyblock feel. Almost everything you do happens on your island, or someone else’s island.If you’re interested in that, this might be the place for you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Falling into the Void:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Holy Grails Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Astopia

Adventure, Anarchy, Astopia, Boss Battles, Builder, Community, Creative, creativity, Cross-Play, endless possibilities, Explorer, fighter, friendly community, Lag-free, legend, Minecraft, Quests, Server, strategy, Vanilla

Astopia: Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into Astopia, a realm where creativity, strategy, and community collide! Whether you’re a builder, fighter, or explorer, our lag-free servers and friendly community offer an unmatched experience. With unique quests, epic boss battles, and endless possibilities, Astopia is more than just a server—it’s your next great adventure. Join us and be part of the legend!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mines Excavated:	2233
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7653	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

OriginWorld – Vanilla server with a bias towards RP❤️14+ Minecraft server

armor stands, atmosphere, Cities, city building, comfortable, decorations, Enchantments, Farms, Friends, minecraft server, Pictures, president, rp, RP Events, Survival, Swords, texture pack, Textures, Vanilla

I am the admin of this server, I am writing this description and I want to tell you that I am tired of all these “school” servers, so I created it – Origin World. An absolutely free server without griefing, privates and stupid donations, with unique features that reveal Minecraft in a new way.On the server you can build your own cities, build farms, hold RP events, make new friends.You can also draw your own pictures, edit armor stands, and apply new enchantments to your swords! And thanks to the wonderful ksepsp texture pack, you have a vast arsenal of new textures and decorations for your armor, furniture, etc.

On our server you can do whatever your heart desires! Do you want to survive peacefully away from everyone? -Please! Or build a giant city in the very center of the server? -Who’s stopping you. You can become a president so that everyone will notice you. Our goal is to make the game as comfortable as possible, but at the same time preserve the very atmosphere of vanilla Minecraft, to open Minecraft in a new way!

The server has a pleasant and responsive administration that is always ready to help you!

We have a friendly community, we are glad to see every player, we will be glad to see you, come Player!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Animals Bred:	129
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Classic Monkey Kingdom: Where even the bananas are vanilla flavored! 1.21+ Java Whitelist

24GB memory, Bananas, classic, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Flavored, Freshly wiped, Google Doc, help-chat, java, Kingdom, Mature, MONKEY, paper minecraft server, quality of life additions, review, seeing you, Server, server-application channel, smp, Survival, Vanilla, vanilla server, Whitelist

ClassicMC (SMP) {Vanilla}

A whitelisted vanilla server with quality of life additions. Looking for dedicated mature members to join our community.

Server Specs: Dedicated 24GB memory, freshly wiped 1.21.1 Paper Minecraft server.

For more information, join our Discord community: https://discord.com/invite/ReTdxmVFRR

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Fill out the google doc in the server-application channel on Discord and we’ll review it as soon as possible.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have strict rules against griefing and harassment.
Are mods or cheats allowed?	No, we are a vanilla server with quality of life additions only.
Can I invite my friends to join?	Yes, as long as they follow our rules and apply through the proper channels.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

85691042, Adventures, blocky, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can catch one, you’ll be the richest player on the server! But beware, the Diamond Chicken is protected by a pack of ninja wolves who will stop at nothing to keep their precious friend safe.

If you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your new fiery friends and maybe even challenge the Dragon to a dance-off!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the elusive Unicorn Horse, known for granting wishes to those who can tame it. Will you be the lucky player to ride off into the sunset on a magical Unicorn Horse?

Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT-loving llama, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Jobless Minecraft SMP Player

career prospects, economic downturn, job application, job competition, job experience, job hunting, job insecurity, job interviews, job market, job market challenges, job market difficulties, job market frustrations, job market struggles, job market trends, Job Opportunities, job qualifications, job scarcity, Job Search, Job skills, Jobless, Minecraft, player, smp, unemployment

Are you tired of the real world grind and just want to escape to a world where the only job you have is mining for diamonds and building epic structures? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the villagers into dancing llamas or when a group of creepers formed a boy band and started serenading players with explosive tunes.

Forget about the struggles of finding a job in the real world, because in our SMP, the only job you’ll have is having fun and unleashing your creativity. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyMeds: Sued4PriceHike

antitrust, Artificially Inflating, Competition, consumer protection, CraftyMeds, Drug Costs, drug prices, FTC, government regulation, Healthcare, lawsuit, legal action, LITIGATION, market manipulation, Middlemen, pharmaceutical industry, Pharmacy Benefit Managers, prescription drug, Price Fixing, price gouging, Sued4PriceHike, sues

LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like the wild west of blocky adventures! We got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the cha-cha, it’s cray cray up in here!

One time, a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and everyone was like “what the heck?!” But then we all started using it as a secret clubhouse and it was lit af.

Plus, we got secret treasure chests hidden all over the map with rare loot like enchanted pickaxes and magic potions. It’s like a scavenger hunt but with creepers tryna blow u up.

So come join us on this epic journey of madness and mayhem, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen). Let’s get blocky with it, y’all!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Row Survival

Minecraft Survival Semi-Vanilla Active Players Suggestions Mature Fun Vanilla Adventure PVP Economy Creative Skyblock Minigames Roleplay Factions Modded Community Whitelist Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

+ – Row Survival – + – Friendly Semi-Vanilla Server! – Looking For Active Players! – Taking Suggestions Daily! – Please Be Mature! – Most Importantly, Have Fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	31
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Skyrise

24/7, admin abuse, Community, Cross-Play, custom structures, Explore, Fight, Game, join us, landscapes, Minecraft, mobs, p2w, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyrise, State of the art hardware, Survival, Thrilling, Vanilla

Skyrise—Minecraft done right.

Skyrise is a community-first server meaning there is no P2W, no admin abuse, and the server runs 24/7 on state-of-the-art hardware.

Explore amazing landscapes with hundreds of custom structures, fight new, thrilling mobs—all while staying true to the vanilla feel of the game.

Join us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Banana Sandwich: The Minecraft Server that’s all about going bananas! Join now for fruity fun and voice chat, 18+ only!

active members, age range, Armor stand arms, banana, Bananas, basic rules, Chat, Cheating, dedicated members, Diamond Economy, Discord, Friendly, Fruity, Fun, Fun Events, Griefing, HermitCraft Inspired, Invisible item frames, Join, Minecraft, minimal addons, new players, Player Base, Playerheads, sandwich, Server, smp, Vanilla, VOICE, Whitelist

Minecraft Server Overview

Age	2 months
Version	1.21.1
Mods	Minimal addons (Playerheads, Armor stand arms, invisible item frames)
Player Base	Dedicated with fun events
Economy	Diamond economy
Rules	No griefing, no cheating, etc…

Contact plooop on discord to join or join through the discord: https://discord.gg/J6tNPBVKq4

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, it is whitelisted.
What is the average age range of players on the server?	The average age range is lower 20s, but we have a wide range of ages.
Are new players welcome?	Yes, new players are welcome and the server is friendly to them.
What kind of events are organized on the server?	We organize fun events for the dedicated player base.
How can I join the server?	Contact plooop on discord or join through the discord link provided.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	5792	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, blocky, Minecraft, Server

Looking for a Minecraft server that lets you live out all your wildest fantasies? Look no further! Our server offers a unique experience where you can build, explore, and even find love with cute little villagers. That’s right, our server is filled with adorable NPCs that are just waiting for you to sweep them off their pixelated feet. Join now and see where your Minecraft love story takes you!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Falling into the Void:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Tranny SMP: Propaganda Fun

Crafty, Fun, gender diversity, gender equality, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, gender inclusivity, gender nonconformity, LGBTQ activism, lgbtq rights, non-binary identities, Propaganda, smp, social justice, tranny, transgender acceptance, transgender activism, transgender advocacy, transgender community, transgender empowerment, transgender liberation, transgender pride, Transgender Representation, transgender rights, transgender visibility

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns and the only rule is to have fun! Join us if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination.

Our community is filled with hilarious and wacky players who are always up for a good time. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of sentient potatoes who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them in their quest for potato domination, or will you stand against them and protect the realm of Minecraftia?

So come on down to our server and join in on the madness. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and unpredictable world? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your own creativity – and maybe the occasional potato uprising.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pro_Gamer_God Minecraft SMP

Abilities, Aptitude, effortless skill, Expertise, FORTE, GIFTED, inherent talent, innate abilities, intuitive talent, KNACK™, Minecraft, natural ability, natural talent, naturally good, Pro_Gamer_God, proficient, Skilled, Skills, smp, Specialty, Strengths, strong suit, talent

Are you a master at Minecraft parkour? Do you have the skills of a ninja when it comes to PvP battles? Or maybe you’re just really good at making friends and forming alliances? Whatever your talent may be, we want YOU to join our Minecraft SMP!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and they were so good at building that they created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have secret treasure hunts, where players can search for hidden loot scattered throughout the map. Rumor has it that one lucky player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Talk about a game-changer!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have weekly events like “Tame the Dragon” where players can compete to see who can ride a dragon the longest without getting roasted. It’s a real hoot, let me tell you.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s full of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos, then look no further. Join us and let your Minecraft skills shine!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

TastyVeggieSnack

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Are you tired of boring old servers that taste like cardboard and offer no nutritional value? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is like a gourmet meal for your gaming experience! Join us and feast on a buffet of fun and excitement that will leave you feeling satisfied and energized.

Our server is so good for you, it’s like a superfood for your soul. Just one bite and you’ll be hooked on the delicious taste of adventure and camaraderie. Plus, our server is packed with vitamins and minerals that will boost your creativity and problem-solving skills.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll also get a free side of outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. From epic battles with giant chickens to building a roller coaster that goes to the moon, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why settle for bland and boring when you can have a Minecraft server that’s as delicious as it is nutritious? Join us today and get ready for a gaming experience that will leave you feeling full and satisfied.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

MissileCraftF16s

Allies, arms deal, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense systems, F-16s, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, medium-range missiles, military aid, military assistance, MissileCraftF16s, Politico, Reports, SECURITY, strategic partnership, Support, Ukraine, US, weapons

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MEDIUM-RANGE MISSILES FOR F-16s!!! YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU CAN FLY AROUND AND BLOW STUFF UP LIKE A BOSS. WHO NEEDS CREEPERS WHEN YOU GOT MISSILES, AMIRITE?

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD. BUT WATCH OUT FOR THE LAVA PIT, IT’S FULL OF EVIL BUNNIES THAT WILL STEAL YOUR STUFF.

OH, AND DID I MENTION WE HAVE A PET DRAGON THAT BREATHES FIRE? YEAH, HE’S CALLED FLUFFY AND HE’S TOTALLY RAD.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE ADVENTURE NEVER ENDS AND THE CRAZINESS NEVER STOPS. LET’S BLOW STUFF UP TOGETHER, WOOHOO!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1