so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 44 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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