CraftyUkrainians | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3866
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mines Excavated:	1517
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Potions Brewed:	196
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Harvest Fields 1.21.4

1.21.4, Addictive, agriculture, Animals, Challenging, crops, digital farming, Escape, escape reality, farming games, Fields, Harvest, Immersive, Management, Relaxing, simulation, strategy, stressful, time consuming, unwind, video games, virtual escape, virtual reality

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2064
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Yo, bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Forget about those boring farming games, this server will have you on the edge of your seat, sweating bullets and questioning your sanity!

Join this server if you want to experience the thrill of farming like never before. We’ll have you stressing out over every crop you plant and every animal you raise. It’s like Farmville on crack, man!

You think farming games are supposed to be relaxing? Ha! Not on this server, my dude. We’ll have you pulling your hair out in frustration and screaming at your computer screen. It’s a wild ride, let me tell ya.

So, if you’re ready to experience the most stressful farming game of your life, join our Minecraft server now! But be warned, once you’re in, there’s no turning back. Good luck, bro!

SinkCraft Minecraft Server

celiac disease, cervical cancer, dinner etiquette, disability, Economy, expensive food, family conflict, food allergies, food restrictions, gluten free, kitchen etiquette, Minecraft, ovarian cancer, Remission, Server, SinkCraft, special treat, SSDI, SSI, stealing food, waste of food, wheelchair bound

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Love Letters Sent:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Farms Harvested:	816
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Emeralds Found:	3781
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Dimension Hops:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where throwing dinners in the sink is not only allowed, but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride of culinary chaos and food fights.

Imagine a world where you can build a giant sink just to throw your dinners in, all while riding a pig through a rainbow-filled sky. Our server is filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories, like the time a player built a castle out of mashed potatoes or when someone rode a llama into battle against a horde of evil creepers.

But the best part? We have a special gluten-free zone where players can only eat virtual gluten-free food, just like our hero who fought off the evil dinner-stealing husband. So come join us on this wacky journey and let’s throw some dinners in the sink together!

DressCodeDrama

anger, Apology, Boundaries, clothes, date, dress, DressCodeDrama, family dynamics, favorite dress, feeling good, magic dress, rental, satin slip dress, school formal, self worth, selfish, sister, standing up for myself, Trust, trust issues

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	2378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	29	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mines Excavated:	2359	Towns Built:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where standing your ground is not only encouraged, but celebrated! Just like how this player stood their ground to protect their precious “magic dress,” you can stand your ground against any pesky creepers or griefers trying to ruin your fun.

Join our server and show off your own “magic dress” – whether it’s enchanted diamond armor or a stylish cape, we support your fashion choices! And don’t worry, we won’t let anyone borrow your gear without permission.

Just like this player’s sister, who learned the hard way that clothes are meant to be respected, not just worn carelessly, you’ll learn valuable lessons about trust and boundaries on our server. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a community where you can dress to impress while battling it out in epic PvP battles?

So come on over to our server and show us what you’re made of – just make sure to protect your “magic dress” at all costs!

GirlNameGamer Minecraft SMP

Baby name, beautiful girl names, best girl names, classic girl names, cute girl names, elegant girl names, favorite girl name, favorite name, feminine names, girl name, GirlNameGamer, lovely girl names, Minecraft, modern girl names, most loved girl names, popular girl names, pretty girl names, smp, sweet girl names, top girl names, traditional girl names, trendy girl names, unique girl names

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	8626
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously dude it’s lit AF. We got diamonds for days, like literally you can swim in them like Scrooge McDuck. And the mobs? Bro, they’re like straight outta a horror movie, but in a funny way. Like, one time I saw a creeper doing the cha-cha slide, it was wild man.

And the best part? The girls on this server, bro. They’re all named after food, like seriously. I met this chick named Taco and she was smokin’ hot, like hotter than a lava pit. And then there’s Sushi, she’s like the queen bee of the server, everyone bows down to her.

So, what’s your favorite girl name, bro? Come join us and maybe you’ll meet a girl named Pizza or something, who knows? Just don’t be a noob, okay? We don’t like noobs around here, they get eaten by zombies. True story, bro.

MineCraftyLoveBug

#better half, babe, baby, Beloved, boo, companion, Darling, Dear, Honey, love, Lover, MineCraftyLoveBug, Nickname, OTHER HALF, partner, Significant Other, soulmate, Spouse, sweetheart, sweetie, terms of endearment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	7951
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	166
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Ores Mined:	3490	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Void Armor Forged:	11	Votes:	9049
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

BonusCraft: Evergreen Shipyard

20 months, appreciation, Benefits, BONUS, BonusCraft, Company, compensation, employees, evergreen, Financial, GIANT, incentive, Industry, loyalty, Maritime, Pay, Rewards, shipping, Shipyard, Staff, taiwan, Year End

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

lol imagine getting PAID 20 months’ worth of money in just ONE BONUS at this EPIC Minecraft server! like, forget about mining for diamonds, we’re mining for CASH, baby!

our server is so LIT, even the Taiwan shipping giant Evergreen is like, “we gotta get in on this action!” they’re giving their staff MAD bonuses just to join our server and build some sick ships or something.

come join us and get that FAT paycheck while you build the craziest creations you can think of. who needs diamonds when you can have DOLLAR BILLS, amirite? let’s get this BREAD, gamers!

Kelp Kingdom: Seeding & Depth

Aquaculture, biomass yield, cultivation methods, Depth, environmental impact, Kelp, Kingdom, marine agriculture, marine biodiversity, Marine Biology, marine conservation, marine ecology, marine research, marine resources, northeast Atlantic, ocean farming, Saccharina latissima, seaweed cultivation, seaweed farming, seeding, small-scale cultivation, sugar kelp, sustainable farming, water depth

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7981
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crops Grown:	9677	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Farms Harvested:	336
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Star Shards Collected:	242
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

hey u! ya u! do u wanna join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind?? well u gotta join this one cuz it’s like no other! we got sugar kelp that’s so big u can ride it like a boat! we experimented with different ways to plant it and how deep to put it in the water, and let me tell u, the results were INSANE!

come join us and see for urself how crazy things can get on this server. u won’t believe ur eyes when u see the size of our kelp forest. it’s like a jungle down there, but underwater! trust me, u won’t regret joining this server. it’s a wild ride from start to finish. so what are u waiting for? come join us now and see what all the hype is about!

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Buildings Constructed:	37	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Emeralds Found:	4668	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mines Excavated:	2729	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Divine Spears Created:	22	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mines Excavated:	1405
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1937
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Magic Items Found:	1746
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	149516	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	New Chunks Explored:	989899
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Farms Harvested:	876	Dragon Eggs Found:	1728
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	171
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!