so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 1008
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
Magic Items Found: 4195 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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