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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 3269 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
