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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 7254 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 262 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 22 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
so, like, u ever been playin’ minecraft and u just want a place to chill and build ur epic castle without all the drama? well, u gotta join this server, cuz it’s like the land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies.
we got this one dude who built a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit, and another player who made a house entirely out of diamonds. like, who even does that? only on this server, my friend.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground society of chickens who run the economy? yeah, they trade eggs for diamonds and have their own little chicken parliament. it’s wild, man.
so if u wanna join the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers minecraft server out there, come on over. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have free cake every friday. like, who doesn’t love free cake?
