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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 9 Void Gems Collected: 37
Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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