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Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 8972 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 12 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8511 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of feathers! Or how about participating in our annual lava surfing competition, where the prize is a diamond-encrusted pickaxe?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs $58k when you have all this insanity waiting for you?