ShaveCraft Minecraft Server

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🤣🤣🤣 So, get this, on our Minecraft server, we have a special event called “Shave and Surprise” where players have to shave their in-game characters’ beards without telling anyone beforehand! It’s like a virtual facetime reveal, but with pixelated blocks!

One time, this player’s virtual girlfriend didn’t recognize him after he shaved his beard and she couldn’t stop laughing! 😂 He was so upset that he just logged off and refused to play for days. But hey, that’s the risk you take when you join our server – unexpected laughs and virtual makeovers!

So, if you’re ready for some crazy surprises and hilarious reactions, join our Minecraft server now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a similar situation like our player’s virtual girlfriend! 😉🧔🪓

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Unity Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become part of The Unity, the ultimate master race of players who will dominate the wasteland! Our goal is to unite all players under one banner and move forward to our destiny of Minecraft greatness.

But beware, there are factions within The Unity who will stop at nothing to tear us apart. Will you rise to the challenge and prove yourself as a true member of The Unity? Or will you be left behind in the dust of the wasteland?

Join now and experience epic battles, insane builds, and hilarious shenanigans with our community of dedicated players. The fate of The Unity is in your hands… are you ready to embrace your destiny?

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2107	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Don Quijote Japan Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we promise you a journey more wild and wacky than a trip to Don Quijote, Japan! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated skyscrapers with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right. Llamas.

2. Our community events include epic llama races, where participants ride on the backs of flying pigs while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

3. We have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who only explode in sync with the beat. It’s like a rave, but with more TNT.

4. Our server currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather rare and elusive blocks of cheese. Because who wouldn’t want to be rich in cheese?

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the world more bonkers than a Don Quijote shopping spree!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Potions Brewed:	153	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

RoomieCraftGF Drama

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and immerse yourself in a world where imaginary girlfriends are not only accepted, but encouraged!

Join us and meet players like John, who will introduce you to his lovely girlfriend Emily, who may or may not actually exist. Experience the thrill of setting a spot for Emily at dinner, talking to her as if she’s real, and even giving them alone time for their romantic Minecraft dates.

But beware, things may get a little tense if you start questioning the reality of Emily’s existence. Will you play along like a good roommate, or will you put your foot down and risk making things uncomfortable for poor Emily? The choice is yours on our server, where the boundaries between reality and imagination are blurred in the most hilarious way possible. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NoobCraftersUnited

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Have you ever tried to milk a creeper? Yeah, not a pretty sight. But fear not, because on our server, we have the most skilled creeper milkers in the land! Join us for a chance to witness this rare and hilarious spectacle, and maybe even try your hand at it yourself (at your own risk, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships. That’s right, we have chickens riding on pigs, wielding swords, and battling it out in epic jousting matches. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s not just about building and surviving, but also about ridiculous and unforgettable experiences, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of our wacky and wonderful community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Dragon Eggs Found:	1356
Holy Grails Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Superior Ethnostate Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a superior white homogenous ethnostate! Because everyone knows that the key to a successful empire is cultural exchange…just look at all those ancient empires around the Mediterranean, they were practically swimming in diversity!

Join us and avoid getting dicked around by re-tart hillbillies. We offer a safe haven for all ostriches and sand-heads looking to escape the chaos of the outside world. Plus, our server is located on a giant body of water for easy transport and trade…because who needs roads when you have boats?

So come on over and join the fun, because nothing says “successful empire” like a bunch of Minecraft players building a white ethnostate together. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be part of something truly outrageous!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	263
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Void Armor Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Buildings Constructed:	26	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dust Settlers Minecraft SMP – Beryl Bros Win

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and a whole lot of chaos.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears and starts a dance party. Or how about the time we all decided to build a giant statue of a potato just because?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of chicken overlords who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their feathery tyranny?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and become part of the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft community out there. Let’s show those Berylbros who’s boss!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	32
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	4964
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	4999

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PT Jerk-Off Jokes: AITA Edition

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your boyfriend’s PT jokes? Look no further! Join our server for a truly jaw-dropping experience that will leave you questioning your morals and respect for your partner of 4 years.

Our server is so crazy, even your PT friend might join in on the fun! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret PT jerk-off club in one of our virtual worlds.

But don’t worry, we promise it’s all just a joke! Just like your boyfriend’s excuses for his inappropriate behavior. So come join us and see why getting into arguments over PT jokes is just the beginning of the insanity on our server.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9729	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

RegretCraft SMP: Oopsies!

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Are you tired of regretting not joining the most epic Minecraft SMP of all time? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your regrets!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, diamond-stealing shenanigans, and epic battles with the Ender Dragon (who may or may not have a secret crush on one of our admins).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden apples, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and say goodbye to regret, because on our server, the only thing you’ll regret is not joining sooner!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Enchantments Applied:	208
Zombie Dances:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

WeirdWebCrafts

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Have you ever stumbled upon a Minecraft server where pigs ride on top of flying llamas while shooting lasers out of their eyes? No? Well, you’re in luck because that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where diamonds rain from the sky, creepers do the cha-cha, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood puppy looking for belly rubs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of TNT and obsidian who roams the land, challenging players to epic build battles for the chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in existence, come join us and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

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Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Modes > Survival

Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CraftyCraze – Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cozy as a warm hug from a creeper? Look no further than our Comfy Forest and Tall Trees edition! Join us for discussions on modded Minecraft, share your projects, get feedback on your builds, and more!

In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!

Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!

Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Why Wasnt He In Space Marine 2? – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! We have a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every Friday night, and the winner gets a diamond block shaped like a llama! Plus, our admin once fought off a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot and a fishing rod – true story! So why wasn’t he in Space Marine 2? Because he’s too busy running the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

OuchCraft SMP: Painful Moments

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.

From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?

So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	462	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

MainCharTVWars

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Are you tired of boring old TV shows where the main character is just meh? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can become the ultimate TV show main character! Imagine battling dragons, building epic castles, and saving the world all while looking fabulous in your pixelated armor. Join us and show the world who the real star is – YOU! Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Become the hero of your own story on our Minecraft server today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ores Mined:	8352	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	New Chunks Explored:	669776
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	310

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

StripCraft: Prove You’re a Girl!

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so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just tryna catch a flight to go mine some diamonds in another dimension, and then BAM, airport security is like “yo, you gotta strip to prove you’re a girl”. like, what even is that?! but don’t worry, cuz on our server, you won’t have to strip for anything! just come chill with us and build some epic castles and stuff. plus, we have a rule that says if anyone asks you to strip, they get banned FOREVER. so come join us and leave the airport drama behind!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Runes Activated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.