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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
Alien Abductions: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Cozy Campfires Lit: 10 Dragon Eggs Found: 2709
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Farms Harvested: 847

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY