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Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Divine Spears Created: 26
Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 39
Mineshafts Explored: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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