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Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 87 Undead Armies Raised: 4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
Rainbows Spotted: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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