🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting touched is your funny bone! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and crazy shenanigans!

🤪 Our players are so dedicated, they’ll follow you home just to offer you £10 for some… questionable favors. But hey, at least they’re generous, right? And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a sexual hand gesture thrown in for free!

😜 So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs boring old school when you can have this level of excitement in just 45 minutes? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Dimension Hops: 10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY