Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride just like dating the craziest girl ever! Imagine building your dream base while dealing with a player who constantly seeks validation and attention, takes over conversations, and gets furiously butthurt over the smallest things.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP features players who may stop working, pretend to look for a job, and refuse to clean up after themselves. And let’s not forget about the drama – fake pregnancies, accusations of rape, and even calling the cops on fellow players for the most ridiculous reasons.

So, if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic as dating a Cluster B personality disordered individual, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself kicking someone out of your virtual house for their outrageous behavior. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like dating the craziest girl ever.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 14
Royal Courts Attended: 0 Battle Standards Raised: 10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

New Minecraft Server
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