| Players: | 95/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 6248 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
On our server, you can participate in epic llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. And don’t even get us started on our underwater disco parties with glow-in-the-dark squids as the DJs.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground labyrinth filled with treasure and traps that will test your Minecraft skills to the max. And rumor has it that if you make it to the end, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as you are, come join us and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 13 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5359 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 33 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
imagine a world where pigs fly, literally. on this server, we have flying pigs that drop bacon instead of porkchops. it’s like a bacon lover’s dream come true.
oh, and did i mention that our server has a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows? yeah, it’s true. you can ride a unicorn through a rainbow tunnel while shooting glitter arrows at your enemies. it’s like a magical disco party, but in minecraft form.
plus, we have a special plugin that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. so instead of blowing up your house, they’ll just cuddle with you and purr. it’s like having a pet explosion, but in a good way.
so come join our server and experience the wackiest, most insane minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1824 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Galaxion is a Tycoon Generator Server That includes: • Islands • Generators • Mining • Crates • Leveling Up • Much More!
| Players: | 106/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 24 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 30 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Step into the World of Luminex Network! Explore our dynamic Survival realm where every adventure brings something new. We’ve got SlimeFun to spice up your gameplay with inventive machines and unique possibilities. Whether you’re a builder, explorer, or innovator, there’s always a challenge waiting for you.
Want to make your mark? Take on different Jobs and play a role in our thriving Economy. For those who love a bit of competition, our PvP arenas offer thrilling battles, and our Mini-Games ensure there’s never a dull moment.
Join a community that values fun, creativity, and fair play. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned pro, Luminex Network offers a balanced and welcoming environment.
Ready for an unforgettable Minecraft experience? Your journey begins here at Luminex Network
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 4 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 116 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 78 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 46 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
Join us for epic dance parties, insane building competitions, and quests that will make you question your sanity. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where the party never stops. Will you be brave enough to find it?
So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come on, bro, show us what you’ve got and let’s dance our way to victory!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 256341 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join us for a chance to build your dream world, where no one can throw away your pixelated creations without consequences. Our community is full of players who understand the importance of sentimental items, even if they’re just virtual blocks.
So come on over and let your creativity run wild! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures with like-minded players? Let’s leave the dumpster diving to the mobs in the game, shall we?
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 352 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 27 | New Chunks Explored: | 851742 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
From convincing players that diamonds grow on trees to claiming that creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle bugs, the fun never stops on our server. And if you’re feeling extra mischievous, why not try telling a child that Notch himself will personally deliver a stack of enchanted golden apples to their doorstep if they join our server? The possibilities are endless!
So come on down and join us for a wild ride of hilarity and mayhem. Who knows, you might just end up with a new favorite lie to tell the next time a child asks you a question!
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 448 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
you can build your own asylum center and try to sneak in refugees past the crazy government. or maybe you can join the PVV and try to kick out all the asylum seekers. the possibilities are endless and totally wacky.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the government and plan your escape. it’s like a whole new world of mischief and mayhem in our server.
so come on, join us and see what kind of madness you can get up to in this wild and unpredictable world. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 5 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
We’ve got so much crazy stuff going on that your brain might explode (in a good way, of course). Between 1990 and 2021, the number of people who had a new stroke rose by a whopping 70% on our server. And get this, the number who died from a stroke increased by 44%! That’s some next-level gaming action right there!
So, if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, join our server now! Who knows, you might even unlock the secret stroke power-up that will make you the ultimate Minecraft champion. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
My journey with Minecraft spans many years, and this game has always held a special place in my heart. I’ve returned to it time and again, each time making new and cherished memories. Inspired by my experiences, I’ve created this server with the hope of fostering the same sense of joy and connection for others. My deepest wish is for this space to be a place where we can all create wonderful memories together, just as I have.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2443 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?
Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 104/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 10 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.
but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.
so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
