| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 21 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 17 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us for epic battles where the winner gets a real-life diamond sword delivered to their doorstep! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players know about.
But be warned, our server is also home to a mischievous group of ninja chickens who will steal your diamonds when you least expect it. So watch your back and join our server for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | New Chunks Explored: | 610733 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
Despite the constant complaints and doomsday predictions from our players, we’ve managed to thrive on nothing but crab. Our secret? We’ve all become experts at crab fishing and cooking. Who needs a balanced diet when you’ve got a never-ending supply of delicious crustaceans?
Join us if you’re ready to embrace the crab life and become a true crustacean connoisseur. Who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary giant crab boss lurking in the depths of our ocean biome. Just watch out for its pincer attacks!
So come on, join our SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive on nothing but crab. Who needs steak when you’ve got a shellfish sensation waiting for you? Let’s get crackin’!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 8 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Star Shards Collected: | 201 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to undergo the “Creeper Repellent Surgery”, where we implant a special device in your character that emits a scent so repulsive to creepers that they’ll run away in fear whenever you approach. No more unexpected explosions ruining your builds!
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, try out our “Ender Dragon Taming Surgery” where we give you the ability to ride and control the fearsome Ender Dragon, turning it into your loyal steed as you soar through the skies of the Minecraft world.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience these outrageous surgeries for yourself! You’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 14 |
Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.
so basically, our server is set in a parallel universe where india and ukraine are at war over who has the best curry recipe. and the russians are just chilling, getting mad because they want some curry too.
but don’t worry, you can join the fun and help either side by building epic curry restaurants or crafting insane weapons to defend your favorite spice.
so come on down and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen! plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you ask for?
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 10 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 52 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 53 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 55 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?
Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.
So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 93/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.
Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?
So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 40 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 24 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 37 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.
so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
Welcome to CraftHaven!
We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂
Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.
Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 147 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 16 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 48 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.
But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1717 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).
So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!
So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!
| Players: | 102/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 | Wilderness Tamed: | 20 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
