Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
Void Armor Forged: 26 Gnome Villages Protected: 5
Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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