Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
Celestial Beings Befriended: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Haunted Forests Traversed: 3
Epic Quests Completed: 22 Crops Grown: 2434
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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