CraftyCommiesMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1141
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Zombie Dances:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5044
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	8872	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	210
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Falling into the Void:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Void Armor Forged:	21	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1640
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Votes:	1946
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Farms Harvested:	747	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9483
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9032
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2460
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Farms Harvested:	489	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Emeralds Found:	9078	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4920
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	855	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4522
Void Gems Collected:	14	Mines Excavated:	1199
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!

Survival! Version 1.18.2! Minecraft server

minecraft server, Survival, Version 1.18.2

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8414
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Endless Night Skies:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Survival!

Version: 1.18.2

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English Pride Minecraft 1.20

acceptance, Conflict Resolution, cultural diversity, cultural evolution, cultural heritage, emotional response, English, English pride, historical context, historical shame, Minecraft, national identity, patriotism, Peace, personal empowerment, perspective shift, pride, resilience, self-acceptance, social expectations, societal fear, societal norms, Unity

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	180
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Star Shards Collected:	193
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Villages Defended:	9	Alien Abductions:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Join this Minecraft server if you want to escape the madness of people trying to kill each other in the streets!

You can dance and sing and tell jokes without fear of judgment, just like in a different time when everything was happy and carefree.

Don’t be scared of the happy worlds on this server, just cross your arms and smile as you explore and build to your heart’s content.

Who needs reality when you can immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible? Join now and let your imagination run wild!

Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1188
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Towns Built:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1