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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 1357 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Votes: | 2431 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Zombie Dances: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Farms Harvested: | 346 | New Chunks Explored: | 292975 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
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