SlashCraft: Where We Say ‘I’m Coming!’ in Both Rooms

#Sayings, bathroom, BEDROOM, Coming, common phrases, Conversations, double meaning, everyday life, funny, Household, humor, INTIMATE, Personal, phrases, Private, quotes, relatable, rooms, Routine, shared spaces, Similarities, SlashCraft, verbal expressions

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	17

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you laughing so hard you’ll spit out your diamond armor? Look no further than our server, where the only thing dirtier than the creeper explosions is the chat!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through dungeons filled with chickens riding pigs and villagers trading emeralds for enchanted toilet paper.

Whether you’re building a castle fit for a king or trying to tame a wild llama named Larry, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine for gold and jokes in equal measure!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4791
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7736
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Towns Built:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9100
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	New Chunks Explored:	742230

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	139	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7567
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2391
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Enchantments Applied:	192	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9114
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5748
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1645
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	5533	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Runes Activated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	4825
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4856	Magic Items Found:	5339

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Secret Passages Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	262	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Crops Grown:	9796
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Ores Mined:	805	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7771	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!