Welcome to the most fabulous and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become as popular as a shiny new Bitcoin! Our server is filled with crazy characters, like the mysterious Linkie who is on a quest to become the most popular player ever.

With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!

Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 0
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 14
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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