Welcome to the most fabulous and outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us and become as popular as a shiny new Bitcoin! Our server is filled with crazy characters, like the mysterious Linkie who is on a quest to become the most popular player ever.

With our help, you’ll learn the proper pump to get past the slump and keep those baggies on! We’ll show you what news to share and how to fix your bear (yes, we have bears in Minecraft now). Trust us, you’ll be hanging with the top 10 players in no time!

Don’t be offended by our frank analysis, think of it as personality dialysis. We know all about being popular and we’ll make sure you become the most popular player on the server. So come join us and let’s make you pop-you-lar! La la, la la!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Towns Built: 8 Unicorn Sightings: 0
Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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