NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9525
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Magic Items Found:	1623	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

Whispering Tides Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, All Silent Souls Can Sing, Android, Carnevale’s Prologue, codes, Convene Tracker, Download, Each Choice You Made, egs, emotes, Events, friends list, Ios, Map, Media Contents, News, patch notes, Resonator Showcase, Retreat, Rewards, Rinascita, story cinematics, Surrender or Die, TGA 2024, The Ultimate Truth, Tides, Timeline, Version 1.4, version 2.0, When the Night Knocks, whispering, windows, wuthering waves, Xiangli Yao, Yinlin

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	3022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Void Gems Collected:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	8

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like entering a whole new dimension of craziness! Imagine Surrender or Die, The Ultimate Truth, and All Silent Souls Can Sing – that’s the vibe of this server! Plus, they got events like Pincer Maneuver Warriors II and Depths of Illusive Realm – it’s like a rollercoaster of insanity! And don’t even get me started on the emotes, bro, they’re gonna blow your mind! So what are you waiting for? Dive into this wacky world of Wuthering Waves and question your existence, man!

Rich Arab Sheikh Minecraft SMP Pumping One Billion

arab, billion, billionaire influence, college football, financial backing, financial influence, football clubs, Foreign Ownership, global sports, international sports, Minecraft, nil, pumping, Rich, rich Arab sheikh, Sheikh, smp, soft power, sports economics, sports finance, sports industry, sports investment, sports management, sports marketing, sports sponsorship, team acquisition, team ownership

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7755
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	52	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ores Mined:	8447

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even rich Arab sheikhs are getting in on the action! Join us for a chance to build your own empire and flex your financial muscles like never before. Who needs college football programs when you can dominate the virtual world with your wealth?

Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.

So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

Boundaries, bridezilla, celebration, children, Communication, compromise, Conflict, Drama, Etiquette, Event, family, guest list, Kids, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, relationships, Server, sibling, sister, Support, Wedding, WeddingCraft

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	2664
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no family drama like this wedding fiasco! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and no guilt trips from your sister.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.

Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?

Gifts4Grief

broken man, comforting gifts, customized gifts, DIY gifts, gift basket ideas, gift cards, Gift ideas, Gifts4Grief, handmade gifts, healing gifts, inspirational gifts, meaningful gifts, personalized gifts, practical gifts, relaxation gifts, self help books, self-care gifts, sentimental gifts, thoughtful gifts, unique gifts, wellness gifts

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4559
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Star Shards Collected:	108	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!

But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!

And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!

Frosty Echoes 1.21.1

1.21.1, black sludge, coughing fit, doctor visit, Echoes, flu symptoms, frosty, health concerns, Illness, Medical advice, medical consultation, respiratory infection, sleep deprivation, sleep disturbance, sore throat, throat cold, throat discomfort, throat infection, throat inflammation, throat irritation, throat pain, vomiting, water intake

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Elemental Crystals Collected:	39
Emeralds Found:	2459	Divine Spears Created:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you forget all about your throat cold! Explore our virtual world and build to your heart’s content, all while avoiding black sludge and fiery throats. Who needs sleep when you can play on our server for hours on end? Doctors are overrated, join us instead!

The Best Minecraft SMP Doctor

Adderall, career, competitive, creditors, Doctor, House, income, iq, Lifestyle, living expenses, loans, medical school, middle class lifestyle, Minecraft, Nurses, prescription drugs, residency, smp, student loans, travel, vacation, wages

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Ores Mined:	9581
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	40
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Looking for a wild ride in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest journey of your life!

Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.

And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?

Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

Accountability, Arcade, BlockBuddies, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, coworker, Diversity, FIRED, high school, humor, inappropriate language, Manager, Minecraft, Professionalism, racism, repercussions.., sensitivity, Server, social dynamics, teenager, Termination, workplace behavior

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9603
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy story!

Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!

But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BlockPartyBae

BlockPartyBae, Boundaries, creepy behavior, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, Gaslighting, ghosting, Harassment, high school drama, Manipulation, peer pressure, rejection, social dynamics, teenage angst, teenage crushes, teenage drama, teenage relationships, toxic relationships, unhealthy relationships, unwanted advances, unwanted attention

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	2967	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Emeralds Found:	4983	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	188	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this insane story!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a player from your grade starts harassing you, demanding kisses and spreading rumors about you being obsessed with him. But wait, it gets crazier – he even gets his older sister and her senior friends involved to bully you!

But fear not, because three years later, he decides to apologize in the most over-the-top way possible – with a 28-page letter for your birthday, claiming you don’t love him because he’s not attractive enough.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama that will make you forget about boring old Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have this level of entertainment? Don’t be an AH, join now!

SwedeCraft Minecraft Server

aid, Assistance, Channels.., crisis management., Development, diplomatic relations, financial support, FOREIGN AID, funding, humanitarian crisis, i24NEWS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, palestine, political decision, Refugees, Server, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, united nations, UNRWA

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	8148
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

so liek, sweden was liek, nah we aint givin u money no more UNRWA, we outtie. but dont worry, they said they gonna find other ways to get dat cash flow goin. come join our minecraft server, we got crazier stories than sweden cuttin off UNRWA funding. we got pigs flyin, creepers singin, and villagers doin the cha cha slide. u dont wanna miss out on this wild ride, join now and let the madness begin!

UncontactedCraft

Amazon community, conservation, culture, discovery, documentary, Exploration, first glimpse, hidden, indigenous, ISOLATED, Photographs, preservation, Rainforest, remote, Reveal, Traditional, Tribe, Uncontacted, UncontactedCraft, unknown, untouched

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4802
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Star Shards Collected:	171
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1

have u ever wanted to explore a world where u can meet uncontacted amazon tribes? well, our minecraft server lets u do just that!!!! come join us and be the first to discover these mysterious tribes in the virtual world. who knows, maybe u will even become their leader and start a new civilization!!!!! join now for the adventure of a lifetime!!!!!!

AstroKnight Adventures

Adventures, AstroKnight, astronaut, astronaut career, astronaut knight, astronaut knight armor, astronaut knight ceremony, astronaut knight code of conduct, astronaut knight duties, astronaut knight helmet, astronaut knight oath, astronaut knight qualifications, astronaut knight responsibilities, astronaut knight sword, astronaut knight title, astronaut knight training, Chivalry, dream job, Honor, knight, space exploration

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8909
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

hey u, yea u, ever wanted to be an astronaut but also a knight at the same time? well boy do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic minecraft server where u can live out ur wildest dreams of exploring space AND fighting dragons with a sword.

imagine riding a rocket ship to the moon and then jousting with a creeper on the way back. yea, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t that happens on this server.

we’ve got custom mods that let u build ur own spaceship and fly to different planets, where u can battle aliens and collect rare resources. and if that’s not enough, we also have a medieval kingdom where u can become a knight and protect the realm from evil mobs.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and become the ultimate space knight on this insane minecraft server. trust me, u won’t regret it.

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1676
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Astral Projections Made:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9499
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Chimeras Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Zombie Dances:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3274	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ores Mined:	5654

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6071
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	91	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dimension Hops:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.