| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 5737 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 14 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
In other news, all legacy/java/Mojang accounts have been brutally murdered. But fear not, you can still play the game without a Microsoft account using our top-secret links!
Need mods? We got ’em! Want optimization mods? We got those too! Got shafted by M$ and can’t authenticate your server? We have a solution for that too!
Join us for a wild ride through the forest of mods, inspiration, and general shenanigans. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon one of our secret servers like PFAA or Reikapack. It’s a jungle out there, but we promise it’s worth it!
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 18 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
| Players: | 104/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 23 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 16 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the worst pain you’ve ever felt is not from falling into lava or getting blown up by a creeper, but from laughing so hard at the ridiculous shenanigans that go down on our server.
From epic pranks that will leave you questioning your sanity to intense PvP battles that will have you on the edge of your seat, this server is not for the faint of heart. But hey, who needs a boring old survival experience when you can have a wild ride filled with chaos and laughter?
So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await you on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 353 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 227 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 19 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 139 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
| Players: | 101/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
like, u can have grape seedlings that are like super strong and can handle salt stress like a boss. imagine having a grape farm that’s like immune to all da haters tryna mess with ur crops.
join dis server for da most epic grape-growing experience of ur life. u won’t regret it, trust me. it’s like a whole new level of minecraft farming, but with grapes. grapes, man. grapes.
| Players: | 98/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government. Will you join forces with them or challenge their rule? The choice is yours!
So why waste time getting a real driver’s license when you can have all the fun and excitement right here on our server? Join now and start your wild Minecraft adventure today!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 18 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Do you want to build a giant potato statue of yourself in the middle of a lava lake? We got you covered. Want to ride a pig dressed as a cowboy while shooting arrows at creepers? Absolutely doable. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of blocky adventures.
But beware, we have a strict policy of only allowing players who can juggle with TNT while riding a unicycle. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this crazy realm, join us and show off your skills.
And remember, our motto is to bully seaniggers, discord trannies, bugmen, /v/ermins, dramaniggers, tourists, retards & degenerates, so be prepared to embrace the chaos and have a blast. See you in the game, but only if you’re ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Divine Spears Created: | 15 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Invisible Walls Found: | 1 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 5057 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
Imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of players approaches you and asks for your in-game number. You politely decline, stating that you’re only interested in mining and crafting. But wait, they insist that their friend, who happens to be a creeper in disguise, has a crush on you! They argue that since the creeper identifies as a player, it’s totally cool for you to date them.
Luckily, your trusty Minecraft buddy, let’s call them Steve, swoops in to save the day. Steve reminds you that you’re not obligated to date anyone you’re not interested in, whether they’re a zombie, skeleton, or even a dragon in human form. But then, another player named Lily pops up and accuses you of being transphobic for not giving the creeper a chance. The drama unfolds as you navigate through the complexities of love and friendship in the pixelated world of Minecraft.
So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such absurd and hilarious scenarios while building your own virtual world? Come join us and let the chaos begin!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 15 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us if you want to witness crazy showdowns between players dressed as Vikings and gangsters from the 1920s. Will Rollo’s brute strength overpower Arthur’s cunning tactics? Only time will tell in this insane world where anything can happen.
But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground fight club where players can duke it out for glory and bragging rights. Who will emerge victorious and claim the title of ultimate champion?
So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a crossover between Vikings and Peaky Blinders, look no further. Join us now and prepare for the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 94/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled dungeon. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a unicorn riding a chicken while juggling diamonds.
So why join this server? Because where else can you witness a dance-off between a creeper and a skeleton, or participate in a llama race where the winner gets a pet dragon?
Don’t miss out on the insanity, join now and see who Diddy will snitch on next!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Love Letters Sent: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Farms Harvested: | 747 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 108/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 22 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Love Letters Sent: | 10 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
and get this, our server is so lit that it’s been proven to decrease the risk of media attacks on the LGBTQ+ community. like, for real, our server is like a safe haven for all LGBTQ+ peeps. we even have a secret potion that gives you rainbow powers and makes you invincible to haters.
oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every night? yeah, it’s wild. you gotta join this server, man. it’s like, life-changing and stuff. trust me, you won’t regret it. just come on over and let the rainbow magic take you on a journey you’ll never forget.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
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| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
