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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 1205 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Falling into the Void: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 26 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?
And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!