Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Picture this: you log on and are greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon. But beware, the bacon is guarded by a horde of evil chickens who are hell-bent on world domination!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the infamous Blocky Bandits, a group of players who roam the land on giant chickens wreaking havoc wherever they go. Will you join forces with them or stand against their poultry-powered tyranny?

And let’s not forget about our annual Creeper Carnival, where players compete in explosive mini-games for a chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. Just be sure to watch out for the TNT-wielding clowns!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world like no other. Who knows, you may just find yourself changed forever, just like that one movie that one time. Love you, anon!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
Astral Projections Made: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Divine Spears Created: 19

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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