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So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only thing being forced on you is fun and laughter!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected: 13 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Crops Grown: 2883 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
Enchantments Applied: 203 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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