BlockyBrainFarts

BlockyBrainFarts

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Are you sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft server where the pigs ride on saddled chickens and the zombies break out into dance numbers when the sun goes down.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it, if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join ours and experience the craziest, most mentally stimulating Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, once you’ve seen a cow do the Macarena, you’ll never want to play on another server again.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 475941
Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 16 Mythical Swords Crafted: 84

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
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