Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! Join us for a truly unique experience where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ fap session while building your dream base.

In our Snakey edition, we have a special surprise for all players – every time you slay a snake in the game, you’ll unlock a secret power that will help you dominate the server. From turning your enemies into chickens to summoning a herd of explosive pigs, the possibilities are endless!

So why join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will grant you three wishes if you can out-fap him in a PvP match.

Don’t miss out on the madness – join /dft/ today and let the chaos begin!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
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