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Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Secret Passages Found: 4
Goblin Markets Raided: 10 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
Blood Moons Survived: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 6
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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