Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t find any un-flushed business in the toilets! Unlike my cousin’s house, where her young boys are apparently too busy building dirt houses in Minecraft to learn basic bathroom etiquette, our server is a haven of cleanliness and courtesy.

Join us for epic adventures, where you won’t have to worry about stepping into a stinky surprise left behind by careless players. Our community is filled with responsible gamers who know how to hit that flush button like a pro.

Don’t let your gaming experience be tainted by unsightly messes and unpleasant odors. Come join us and experience a world where even the creepers have better bathroom manners than my cousin’s kids. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15
Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY